AscendMinecraft SMPKingdom

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, chaos, and absolute madness? Then look no further than ASCENSION! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas.

Join us on ASCENSION and experience the thrill of building your own empire, only to have it destroyed by a rogue band of flying pigs. Take part in epic battles against giant chickens and evil villagers who have formed a secret alliance. Explore our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure, traps, and the occasional dancing creeper.

But that’s not all! On ASCENSION, you can ride on the backs of dragons, tame unicorns, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is constantly evolving with new events, challenges, and surprises around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASCENSION today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re more dangerous than they look.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezbollahHavoc, intelligence, Israel, Israeli military, Lebanon crisis, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, military operation, Minecraft, operative, regional tensions, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, southern Lebanon, Target, Terrorism

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LOL U GUYS, ON DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE BE LIKE ISRAEL TAKIN OUT DEM HEZBOLLAH OPERATIVES IN SOUTHERN LEBANON. U WANNA JOIN AND BE A PART OF DA ACTION? WE BE BUILDIN’ BUNKERS AND TAKIN’ DOWN TERRORISTS LIKE A BOSS. COME JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN DIS CRAZY WORLD WE GOT GOIN’ ON. LET’S SHOW DEM BAD GUYS WHO’S BOSS IN DIS BLOCKY PARADISE. #BLOCKSQUAD #TERRORISTTAKEOVER #MINECRAFTHEROES

CubanShipDefenseCraft

Arctic sovereignty, Canada, Cuba, CubanShipDefenseCraft, defends, defense cooperation, deterring, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international relations, maritime defense, military presence, naval operations, North America, russia, SECURITY, sending ship, strategic alliance, Vital

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit dat even canada is sending ships to cuba to keep da russians away. yea, u heard me right, dis server is so poppin dat even world powers are gettin involved. imagine all da crazy adventures u can have, fightin off russian spies while buildin ur epic base. u gotta join dis server, man, it’s da only way to stay safe from dem sneaky russians. trust me, u won’t regret it.

DunningCraft: Where Everyone Thinks They’re a Pro

Behavior, BIAS, cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, Confidence, critical thinking, Decision making, Dunning-Kruger effect, DunningCraft, Expertise, ignorance, Incompetence, intelligence, knowledge, learning, metacognition, overconfidence, Perception, PRO, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, self-assessment, Theyre, Thinks

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so, like, imagine joining a minecraft server where EVERYONE thinks they’re a total PRO but actually they’re all NOOBS. it’s like the Dunning-Kruger effect on steroids, bro. you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off at all the ridiculous stuff these players think they can do.

join us for the LOLs, the facepalms, and the general chaos that comes with a server full of overconfident noobs. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will fight you for their right to party. yeah, it’s that crazy.

so if you’re ready to experience the ultimate mix of hilarity and insanity, come join us on the server where the Dunning-Kruger effect is in full swing. just be prepared to question your own minecraft skills in the process.

CovidCraft: Long Recovery Edition

AMERICANS, Cohort, coronavirus, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Edition, health, INFECTED, international researchers, lingering effects, Long, long covid, long haulers, long-lasting symptoms, long-term effects, pandemic, prevalence, Recovery, recovery period, recovery time, research, study, Symptoms

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join our epic minecraft server and recover from covid in just three days!!! yes, you heard that right, THREE DAYS!!! our magical virtual world has special powers that will cure you faster than you can say “diamond sword”. forget about long covid, we got you covered with our pixelated potions and enchanted armor. come join us and start feeling better in no time, because who needs real life when you can have minecraft life? let’s dig, build, and heal together, one block at a time!

Once upon an SMP, Semi-Vanilla tale with Roleplay and Crossplay magic – Storytime Server

Boss Battles, Character Lore, crossplay, Discord, Events, Friends, Fun, gameplay, great staff, Grief Prevention, invite, Items, Lore, Magic, Plugins, PvE, role playing, Roleplay, rules, Secret Past, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, Server, smp, storytime, Tale, Website

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Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

Server Focus	Role-playing with character lore and storyline
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock cross-play
Events	Weekly PVE events and boss battles
Staff	Dedicated regional staff for player support
Gameplay	Minimal interference from plugins for a vanilla experience

How to Join?

Simply go to our website and join our Discord server!

If the website is inaccessible, you can add “tyzixp” on Discord for an invite.

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

Yes, the server supports Java and Bedrock cross-play, so you can play with your friends regardless of their version.

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, be sure to check out the rules on the website before playing to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

We aim to host weekly PVE events and boss battles to keep players entertained and engaged.

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?

We strive to maintain a vanilla feeling on the server, with limited plugins that interfere with gameplay. Grief Prevention is the most notable plugin in place to protect player items and homes.

Healthcare Havoc Minecraft Server

access to healthcare, America, consultation costs, extreme cases, Havoc, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare affordability., healthcare costs, healthcare crisis, healthcare disparities, healthcare inequality, healthcare reform, healthcare system, illnesses, medical expenses, Minecraft, Sandra Lee, Server, third-world country, Treatment, wait times

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where healthcare is as rare as diamonds in the game! Join us and experience the thrill of waiting months for a simple consultation, just like in a third world country. Watch as players let their virtual illnesses develop into extreme cases because they can’t afford the in-game healthcare costs of over 3000 diamonds. It’s a wild ride of medical madness and outrageous prices, only on our server! Join now and see why America looks like a third world country in healthcare in our virtual world.

Blockyantics Minecraft Server

Blockyantics, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Minecraft, prejudice, race relations, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial diversity, racial inequality, Racial Issues, racial profiling, racial sensitivity, racial stereotypes, racial tensions, Server, social justice, societal norms, Stereotypes, white people

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the white people are just as crazy as the creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond mining, epic battles, and questionable dance moves at our virtual block party.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white players on our server decided to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks. Why? Because they thought it would bring them good luck in battle. And you know what? It worked! They went on to defeat the Ender Dragon in record time, all thanks to their shiny poultry friend.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic pranks you’ll ever see. One time, a player filled another player’s house with nothing but llamas. And not just any llamas, but llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the white people are just as unpredictable as a redstone contraption built by a toddler. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

CarCraftCapers

abusive relationship, car maintenance, car ownership, car payments, car theft, car troubles, CarCraftCapers, child custody, difficult decision, family conflict, family drama, felon, financial agreement, legal ownership, Les Schwab, Pregnant, sister-in-law, stolen car, unreliable roommate, WIBTA, working from home

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of drama and chaos that will make you forget all about blown gaskets and flat tires.

Reasons to join: 1. Our server is like living with a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and zombies instead of annoying sisters and abusive boyfriends. 2. Need a break from reality? Come hang out with us and experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like car theft and felonious roommates. 3. Who needs to report a stolen car when you can report a stolen diamond sword? Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just remember, watch out for those explosive griefers – they’re like the crazy aunt you never knew you had.

Exes2BFFs Minecraft Server

acceptance, advice, Boundaries, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, ex, Exes2BFFs, Experience, forgiveness, friendship, healing, Just Friends, long-term effects, Minecraft, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, Server, Support, Understanding

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Are you tired of being stuck in the friend zone with your ex? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we specialize in turning exes into enemies…I mean, friends! Join us and watch as your former flame becomes your loyal mining buddy, building epic structures together while pretending like your breakup never happened. Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to defeat? So come on, join our server and let’s turn that awkward ex into an epic gaming partner!

Putin’s Minecraft Server: DeputyDefenseMinisterGone

APPOINTMENTS, changes, current events, Decision making, Defense, deputy defence ministers, DeputyDefenseMinisterGone, Government, leadership, Military, Minecraft, News, personnel, Politics, president, Putins, relative, RELATIVES, russia, Russian, sacked, Server, Vacancies, Vladimir Putin

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so, like, u know how vladimir putin is all like, “i’m gonna sack these four deputy defence ministers, no big deal”? well guess what, now there’s a spot open for u on our minecraft server! join us and u can be the new deputy defence minister, just like putin’s relative! maybe u can even overthrow putin and become the new russian president in minecraft world, who knows? come join the chaos and see where it takes u!

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchantments Applied:	207	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8360	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	670708	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Void Armor Forged:	21

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4986	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
New Chunks Explored:	827730	Farms Harvested:	922
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	286	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Void Gems Collected:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Emeralds Found:	9549
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Potions Brewed:	133
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	3918	Void Armor Forged:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Expert AscendMinecraft Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the Storytime SMP!

How to Join?

FAQ

1. Can I play on the server with my friends who use different versions of Minecraft?

2. Are there specific rules I need to follow on the server?

3. How often are events hosted on the server?

4. What plugins or modifications are used on the server?