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BrazilianHate Minecraft Server

Apes, Board, BrazilianHate, Brazilians, CATALOG, chimpzilians, discrimination, dislike, DISRESPECTFUL, good for, harmful behavior, Hate Speech, intolerance, Leave, macaco death, Minecraft, offensive language, prejudice, racism, Server, shitting up, Website, Xenophobia

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Void Armor Forged:	24	Emeralds Found:	719
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of sharing a server with chimpzilians who can’t even build a dirt hut without flinging their poop everywhere? Well, say goodbye to those banana-loving troublemakers and join our server where only the most sophisticated players roam!

Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to RSVP to get in. We have diamond armor fashion shows every Friday night and our Nether portal parties are legendary. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, we once built a giant statue of Steve riding a pig just for fun.

So if you’re ready to leave the chimpzilians behind and join a server where the only monkey business is in the jungle biome, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared to bring your A-game because we don’t tolerate anything less than epic builds and top-tier banter. See you in the pixelated world, player!

TnetennbaCraft SMP: Good Morning Gamers

cheerful, cordial, Friendly, Gamers, Good, good morning, Good Vibes, greetings, Happiness, happy day, kind words, lovely morning, morning, morning greetings, morning routine, Nice, nice day, pleasant, positive start, positive vibes, positivity, smp, tnetennba, TnetennbaCraft, warm greetings

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9072
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
New Chunks Explored:	26682	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of accidentally blowing up your friend’s house with a misplaced TNT block. Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky creepers and always keep a bucket of water handy for emergencies. See you in the game, tnetennba!

SisGathNoGo Minecraft Server

apologizing, Avoiding, Cancer, close relationship, Communication Issues, cutting off, depression, Family Events, family gathering, feeling left out, HEARTBREAK, inadequate, lying.., Minecraft, mother’s death, Moving away, outgoing, Server, Siblings, SisGathNoGo, sister, sociable, successful siblings

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Imagine a world where you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. Our server is the ultimate escape from family drama and awkward conversations about jobs and children.

Don’t worry about lying to your siblings or avoiding family events – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No more guilt trips or tearful phone calls, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind. Who needs siblings when you have a virtual world to conquer?

ParentalPropertyPurge

Boundaries, boyfriend’s parents, Communication, Conflict Resolution, disrespectful behavior., Emotional Abuse, family, in-laws, living arrangements, loyalty, Manipulation, Moral values, ParentalPropertyPurge, personal space, privacy, Property, relationships, second chances, Self Respect, toxic relationships

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where we have a 100+ acre property for you to build your dream compound!

Imagine living with not only your boyfriend, but his parents, aunt, uncle, cousins, and best friend all in one place! It’s like a reality show waiting to happen. And don’t worry, we promise not to encourage anyone to cheat on you or tell you to starve yourself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly having people over at your house and never having a moment of privacy. It’s the ultimate social experiment!

So come on down to our server and see if you can survive living with your boyfriend’s entire extended family. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that you won’t want to miss!

RedFlagAcceptance – Minecraft SMP

accepting, compromise, denial, hindsight, Minecraft, mistake, Overlooked, red flag, red flag acceptance, red flag behavior, red flag consequences, red flag signs, red flag warning, red flags in relationships, RedFlagAcceptance, relationship, relationship advice, relationship mistakes, Settling, smp, unexpected, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Crops Grown:	9909
Potions Brewed:	184	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, most bonkers server you’ll ever join!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just end up accepting a red flag you never thought you would…and loving every minute of it!

NoMoreDiamondsForYou

acceptance, CHANGE, Closure, Experience, growth, lessons learned, letting go, Life, Memories, missed chances, MONEY, moving on, never again, NoMoreDiamondsForYou, Nostalgia, opportunities, past, Reflection, regret, second chances, world

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	172	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding a unicorn through a rainbow-filled sky while battling zombie chickens with laser eyes! You’ll never have to worry about boring old reality again when you can build your own castle made entirely of cheese and ride a giant hamster as your noble steed. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend a talking potato or participate in epic potato sack races across the server. Say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the absurd on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

UkraineCraft Server – Putin’s Worst Nightmare

border security, Conflict, covert operation, Daring, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military Action, military incursion, national security, Nightmare, political tensions, president, putin, Putins, Russian soil, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, WORST, Zelensky

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Yo, so like, you know that one time when Ukraine’s president was just like, “Yo, we totally just did a sneaky sneak onto Russian soil”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is all about. We’re all about pulling off the most epic, daring military incursions onto other players’ lands. It’s like a game of cat and mouse, but with blocks and swords. Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner ninja and show off your mad sneaking skills. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic missions. So come on, join us and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next master of stealth in the Minecraft world. Let’s do this!

CraftyMaduroCrackdown

authoritarian regime, crackdown, CraftyMaduroCrackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, Exile, freedom of speech, government repression, Hiding, human rights violations, international community, Maduro, opposition leaders, persecution, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

so, like, u know how in minecraft u gotta hide from creepers and stuff? well, on this server, u gotta hide from maduro and his crazy crackdowns! it’s like a real-life game of hide and seek but with more danger and less hiding spots! join us if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of being hunted down by a power-hungry dictator while also trying to build the sickest minecraft castle ever. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can plot ur escape and maybe even overthrow maduro (jk, that’s probably not gonna happen but it’s fun to dream, right?) so come join us if u wanna experience the thrill of survival in a world gone mad!

BoneZoneCraft

Affection, Animals, bones, BoneZoneCraft, canine, Companionship, Dogs, domestication, human-animal bond, love, loyalty, Paws, pet behavior, pet care, pet health, pet ownership, pet psychology, Pets, relationship, speculation, theory

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Emeralds Found:	5411	Endless Night Skies:	3

join our epic minecraft server where dogs rule the land and skeletons are the ultimate treasure! ever wanted to be chased by a pack of adorable but deadly pups? well now you can! watch out for those sneaky skeletons trying to steal your bones, they’re just jealous of your fabulous skeleton collection! join now for a bone-tastic adventure like no other!

PixelPotionPTSD-Gate

allegations, clinical trials, controversy, data manipulation, drug therapy, financial conflict of interests, investigative journalism, mdma, Medical Ethics, mental health, meta analysis, peer review, Pharmacology, PixelPotionPTSDGate, ptsd, research misconduct, retracted, scientific integrity, Therapy, Trauma, unethical conduct

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!