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ApologizeCraft SMP – SorryNotSorry

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	131
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where giant steel dildos reign supreme. That’s right, our server is filled with massive steel dildos that you can use to build the most outrageous structures you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of steel dildos? Go for it! How about a rollercoaster that sends you flying through the air on a giant steel dildo? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Surviving with the Dead on Corporate Minecraft- No Snitches Allowed!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Farms Harvested:	590
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Corpse Survival Server Overview

Version	1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
Features	Custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugin
Server IP	stinted.hs.vc:27101
Discord	https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server on version 1.21.X?	Yes, the server is available on any version 1.8 and above, including 1.21.X
What plugins does the server use?	The server uses custom Bank, Bounty, and Generator plugins
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP address stinted.hs.vc:27101
Is there a Discord server for Corpse Survival?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/yBs3hjjt6y

EmojiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	5899	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in weekly llama fashion shows (yes, llamas can be stylish too!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeper2027 – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Crops Grown:	7650
Animals Bred:	76	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t blow up spawn too often).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken parade, led by a player riding a llama dressed as a cowboy. The chat is filled with players arguing over who has the best pet rock, while others are trying to build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Rumor has it that they hold the key to unlocking the ultimate treasure hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding chicken).

CarCraftLove

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you have your own car again? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from the real world and enjoy the freedom of owning your own virtual vehicle.

Join us and experience the thrill of driving around in a pixelated car, without any guilt trips or demands for money. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of having your own space, whether it’s a car or a blocky castle.

Don’t let anyone take away your independence, not even your virtual boyfriend. Join our server today and reclaim your right to drive wherever you please, without any attitude or comments holding you back. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero of your own story.

CraftyFreebies

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	108	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Yes, you heard that right – this server is like no other!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, building towering castles out of nothing but dirt blocks, and taming wild wolves to ride into battle. And that’s not all – our server also offers a revolutionary application that allows you to turn your in-game creations into real-life objects. Want a life-size replica of your epic castle? No problem! Just hit the “print” button and watch it materialize before your eyes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players can saddle up their own dragons and compete in high-speed races through treacherous obstacle courses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a block of dirt, in which case you might want to watch your back. Those pesky creepers have a thing for landscaping!

WageWarCraft

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4502
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3976	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4136
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2699	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	9199	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	281
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Dragons Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!