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| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 145 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.
like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?
and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.
so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.
