Artist’s Retreat Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Single Man Minecraft Server

28, alone, damaged goods, Despair, Experience, Future, give up, hopeless, Kid, Loser, man, Marriage, Minecraft, Over.., Pathetic, Planning, relationships, Server, sexual experience, single, society, SUICIDE

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	55499
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

Anons, apples, dramafaggot, Edition, fetish, Girls, gooning, horny, ITT, love, Minecraft, no loli, no shota, nutslop, obligatory, Pigs, PLAP, Posting, reverse mating press, rules, shoot lots, smp, Thread, Worship, worship girls

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1587
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

#behelit, Anime, berserk, Black Swordsman, blocks, causality, dark fantasy, dirty struggler, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, hard R, inopportune moment, kentaro miura, leaves, Manga, Minecraft, Mysterious, problem character, refuses to elaborate, Server, worsens everything

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	3999	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

bo-ACK, BoACK, can’t, can’t bo-ACK, HHH, hhh can’t bo-ACK, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Votes:	3335
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	361
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4741

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

Adventure, ai, anti cheat, Comfortable additions, Community, creativity, Events, Fair Play, Friendly, Hardware, Minecraft, Plugins, Quests, supportive, Survival, Telegram bot, Updates, Vanilla, Vanilla balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8838	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Farms Harvested:	515
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Star Shards Collected:	79	Vanishing Items Found:	3

➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

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Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

Bells, bouquet toss, bride, celebration, ceremony, dancing, family, Friends, groom, Happiness, love, Marriage, Minecraft, reception, Server, special day, toast, tuxedo, Vows, vows exchange, Wedding, wedding cake, wedding dress

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	9976	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

Lazy Euro SMP Player

athlete, Competition, criticism, Disappointment, EURO, euro 2020, Expectations, form, lackluster, Lazy, Performance, player, Potential, PRESSURE, regression, Skills, Slump, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, Tournament, underperformance

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	134
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

Austronesian, Austronesian bulls, Central Plain, Chinese Empire, collapse, collapse of Chinese Empire, Craft, enemies, Flat, han, Hide, Highlanders, HILL, inhabitants, INVADE, Invasion, kill, Minecraft, Mountain, original Han, Protection, Replacement, Server, Tungus

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, assets, Commitment, equity, Financial Planning, future planning, Home ownership, Homestead, Improvement, investing, Investor, long term, long-term investment., Minecraft, ownership, Property, real estate, renovation, rural living, self-sufficiency, smp, wealth building

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1674	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	109	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

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