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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 6799 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and build a castle so epic that even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest conspiracy theories in the Minecraft world. Ever wondered why most of the lewdest shota are drawn by male artists? We’ve got the answers (spoiler alert: it involves a secret society of zombie pigmen).
So grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!