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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 4340 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1667 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and stumbled upon a village full of talking cows. Yes, you heard that right – talking cows! They were gossiping about who had the biggest udders and debating whether or not they should start a dairy farm. It was utter chaos, but also utterly hilarious.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. They may explode on the dance floor, but hey, at least they’re having a blast!
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and absurd encounters await you in our zany world. And hey, if you think someone’s tits are too big, well, that’s just another day in our SMP!