Artificial MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DessertMayoCraft

DessertMayoCraft, creamy dessert, sweet spread, Cool Whip, dessert topping

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise. I know, mind blown, right? But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll find on this server.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, singing Justin Bieber songs. Or how about this – you stumble upon a village of villagers who all speak in Shakespearean language and challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

But wait, there’s more! Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, you’ll be armed with giant rubber chickens and banana peels. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across a secret hidden dungeon filled with treasure and… llamas wearing top hats!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it! And remember, Cool Whip is dessert mayonnaise.

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FakeCelebHater Minecraft SMP

unappealing, deceptive, fraudulent, insincere, smp

Are you tired of dealing with fake celebrities? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise! We promise you won’t find any fake celebrities here, just a bunch of crazy players who are ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superpowers in real life. So if you want to fly like Superman or shoot lasers from your eyes, this is the place to be! Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world!

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CraftyNatureMC

Artificial, human impact, Environment, man-made, interconnectedness of all things

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be building all sorts of wack stuff from nature and man made stuff. we be like da ultimate blend of nature and human creativity up in here.

imagine building a treehouse that grows real fruit or a skyscraper made entirely of cheese. the possibilities are endless, man.

we even got a secret underground society of mole people who trade rare items for shiny rocks. it’s lit, fam.

so come on down and join us on dis wild ride of a server. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun or something.

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BoneCraft – GummyWorms

Halloween, gummy worms, candy, sugary, Fun

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, the gummy worms here have more bones in them than actual worms. like, what even is that?! u can mine for diamonds and find gummy worm bones instead, it’s wild. plus, the mobs here are all dressed up in gummy worm costumes and they drop candy instead of loot. it’s a sugar rush of a server, u won’t wanna leave once u join. come get ur sweet tooth fix and mine for those gummy worm bones, it’s a party up in here!

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BeardCraftersUnited

prosthetics, BeardCraftersUnited, Artificial, Advanced technology, makeup

join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).

we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).

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SimSlayin’ Server

DISILLUSIONED, Frustration, seeking freedom, fed up, Release

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because you’re about to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance to dubstep music. Picture yourself riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. This is the kind of madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a creature so rare and majestic that players from all over the world come to catch a glimpse of it. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame the Diamond Duck will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be sure to hold on tight, because once you’re in, there’s no getting off this wild ride!

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Pixelated Perfection: Not CGI, Just Minecraft!

Fake, Manipulated, digital manipulation, visual effects, photoshopped

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that look like they were created by a potato? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, people will think it’s CGI or photoshopped! Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, from riding dragons to battling unicorns, our server is like a fantasy dream come true. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good prank. So come on, join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

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MomSisSTFUcraft

MomSisSTFUcraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a protective mama bear when it comes to respecting personal space.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. Just like how this dad had to lay down the law with his family, we make sure everyone knows the rules and follows them.

We promise not to pressure you into doing things you’re not comfortable with, unlike some overbearing family members. Our server is all about fun and freedom, so come on in and let loose!

So if you’re tired of being told what to do and need a break from the drama, join our server for a breath of fresh air and a whole lot of laughs. See you there!

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CraftySMP: MoreHobbyTime

gardening, meditation, Creative pursuits, diy projects, Writing

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like knitting or stamp collecting? Do you wish you could spend more time on something truly epic? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on wild adventures, like hunting down the legendary Chickenzilla or building a roller coaster that goes to the moon and back (literally)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as you are, from a wizard who can turn creepers into kittens to a ninja who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft (and also delicious).

So why waste your time on boring hobbies when you could be joining us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

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BlockBusterFlopz

worst movie ever, bad movie, worst movie of all time, movie disaster, movie flop

Are you tired of boring old movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the worst movie ever made – in block form! Our server is filled with ridiculous plot twists, terrible acting (by mobs, of course), and special effects that will make you question your sanity. Join now for a cinematic experience like no other!

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