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Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5676	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6898
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4172
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

Cheap, Community, discordserver, Friends, Info, minecraft server, Network, Purchase, Rent, SECURITY, Server, service, setup, solution, test phase, ticket system, Value

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Meteorites Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8027
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, baby, child development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, family, Fatherhood, fatherly love, husband, infant care, intervention, maternal instincts, Minecraft, newborn, parenting, parenting concerns, Parenting styles, relationships, Safety, Server, sleep safety, Support

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	5665
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dimension Hops:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

On our server, we have a 10-week-old baby who is the ruler of the land. That’s right, the baby calls all the shots and you better listen or else you’ll face the wrath of his adorable baby cries. Our husband (28M) is obsessed with this baby and will do anything to protect him, even if it means falling asleep on the couch while baby is contact napping. But don’t worry, the dog is there to keep an eye on things (or so we hope).

Join us for epic adventures like changing diapers, feeding bottles, and putting baby down for nap time with his bib still on. It’s a wild ride filled with excitement and danger (well, maybe not real danger, but you get the idea). And if you dare to question the baby’s authority, be prepared for a whole intervention from the MIL and SIL who will set you straight.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your parenting skills (or lack thereof), then join us for the ultimate baby adventure! Just remember, safety first (even if it means sleeping on the couch with one eye open).

DishyCraft: PutAwayB4Vacay

anxiety, apartment living, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, consideration, DISHES, DishyCraft, household responsibilities, passive aggressive, PutAwayB4Vacay, Respect, roommate, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, shared space

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with lazy roommates leaving their dishes everywhere? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about cleaning up after someone else again.

Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of being the designated cleaner in their living space. No more asking your roommates to do their fair share of the chores, only to be met with excuses and attitude. On our server, everyone pulls their weight and keeps the virtual kitchen sparkling clean.

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the stress of dealing with messy roommates. Join us and experience the freedom of a clutter-free environment, where the only mess you have to worry about is the one you make while mining for diamonds.

Don’t let lazy roommates ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and say goodbye to the drama of shared living spaces. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

SimpleMen SMP – “Minecraft SMP”

Behavior, characteristics, Communication, Creatures, Differences, gender, habits, humor, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, observations, perspective, Preferences, Psychology, relationships, Simple, SimpleMen, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, Traits, Understanding

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6770
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1037
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So like, the reason you should join is because we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Yeah, you heard me right, LLAMAS. And if you don’t join, they will curse your crops and make your diamonds disappear.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of dead creepers roam the halls, scaring the crap out of anyone who dares to enter. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even find the legendary diamond sword that belonged to the ghost of Steve himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underwater base where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. It’s like a rave, but with squids and dolphins as the DJs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epicness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become part of the craziest, most ridiculous server on the internet. LLAMAS, haunted mansions, underwater raves – what more could you ask for? Let’s get this bread, gamers!