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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2627 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 163 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your in-laws living in your house? Look no further! Our server is like living in a virtual world where everything breaks down just like your water pump, furnace, and garage door in real life!
Join us for a wild ride where the sewer line might break next, but at least you won’t have to clean up any actual sewage puddles! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you want to book a room in a motel just to escape the madness (but don’t worry, we won’t judge if you do).
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as your parents moving into your house without warning, come join us! Just remember, we can’t promise your in-game parents won’t hide any broken blocks from you, but at least you won’t have to deal with any real-life septic tank disasters. See you in the game!
