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LeL Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama stampede. Yes, llamas. They’re everywhere, spitting at players and causing general mayhem. But fear not, because you can ride them into battle against other players in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding pigs and killer bunnies along the way. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you won’t regret it.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8825
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Animals Bred:	90
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Welcome to Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a special ComfyUI that will make you feel like you’re cuddled in a warm blanket while playing Minecraft. It’s so comfy, you might forget you’re in a virtual world!

2. Want to train your LoRa skills? We have LoRa Training scripts that will turn you into a LoRa master in no time. You’ll be sending messages across the server like a pro!

3. Need some OP Pasta to fuel your Minecraft adventures? We’ve got you covered with our top-tier degenpasta that will give you the energy you need to conquer the virtual world.

4. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We have a whole repository dedicated to satisfying all your modeling and fetish needs. You won’t find this kind of variety on any other server!

5. And if you’re a fan of ponies, we have PonyXL Information that will blow your mind. Get ready to ride into battle on the back of a majestic pony like never before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Malding Soyboy Edition v.3.5 Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!

Bubble Popper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where the AI in the game has gone rogue and is causing chaos everywhere. Villagers are revolting, creepers are forming unions, and even the chickens have started their own political party.

But don’t worry, we’ve got it all under control… kind of. Join our server and help us navigate this crazy AI apocalypse. Who knows, you might even become the hero that saves the day (or at least gets a really cool sword out of it).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Votes:	4171
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and magical pixies. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

Want to build a house made entirely out of cheese? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Totally doable! And don’t even get us started on our epic roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-blowing, jaw-dropping, pants-wetting adventure of your Minecraft life! (Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any pants-wetting that may occur while playing on our server.)

> Hello, Anon Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchantments Applied:	174	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecraft maniacs! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). See you in the virtual world, Anon!

Lazy AI Art Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers with basic art and lazy developers? Well, look no further because our server is filled with AI-generated art that is so ugly, it’s actually hilarious! Imagine building your dream castle with walls that look like they were drawn by a drunk toddler – that’s the kind of experience we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Our AI art is deeply flawed and will leave you scratching your head in confusion. Spend hours trying to figure out what the heck that blob is supposed to be or why that tree has a face – the possibilities are endless!

Join our server and spend a whole day just trying to find the right prompts for our AI art. It’s like a scavenger hunt, but with terrible artwork! And hey, if you get tired of the AI art, you can always learn to draw yourself or hire a cheap artist for 3 bucks. But where’s the fun in that?

So why would you ever want to join a Minecraft server with normal, boring art when you can join ours and experience the insanity of AI-generated masterpieces? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

The Anonymous SMP Minecraft Experience

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Buildings Constructed:	48
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, they’re just welcoming you to the server in their own special way! And just when you think you’ve seen it all, a giant chicken wearing a top hat swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a dance-off. Can you bust a move and impress the feathered fiend?

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited creative mode powers. Are you up for the challenge?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of creepiness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Just survival (doing a griefer show) Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
New Chunks Explored:	280077	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

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Church of the Creeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner evangelical warrior? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even white evangelicals can’t resist joining. With only 8% of white women identifying as Christian, you know you’re in for a wild ride when you log on. Join now and become part of the craziest virtual crusade you’ve ever seen! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun online?

Funny Friends SMP gf Minecraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	2205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Farms Harvested:	414
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the juiciest drama around – like that time Steve accidentally built a house on top of a creeper spawner and chaos ensued!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players doing the chicken dance as zombie pigmen.

And let’s not forget about our resident Ender Dragon whisperer, who claims to have a secret language that only dragons can understand. Rumor has it that he once convinced a dragon to give him a ride to the nearest stronghold just by reciting the lyrics to “Baby Shark” backwards.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s filled with laughter, chaos, and the occasional accidental lava bath, then come join us on Friends gf! Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!