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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8628 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 453 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 26 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 353 | Animals Bred: | 200 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, dropping sick beats that will make you want to dance until the sun comes up (literally, because there is no day-night cycle on our server)!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds! but be careful, they also tell really bad puns that will make you groan for days.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! who needs soldiers when you have carrot-wielding bunnies and pun-loving cows? it’s a weird world out there, but it’s a whole lot of fun!