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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9986 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 8 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 136 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.
But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.