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Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 4686 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
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So come join us and experience the thrill of wondering if your virtual spouse will trip and fall while you’re off exploring. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your relationship status. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!