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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 391 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 6845 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 42 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil unicorns!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, like the enchanted toilet plunger of doom and the magical banana peel of slippery destruction.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!