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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2030 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 95 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the rules and play it safe? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every hour on the hour?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a giant creeper who roams the land giving out free hugs (and explosions). And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the zombies are busting out killer dance moves.
So why join our server? Because why the heck not? Let’s embrace the chaos and have a blast together, because fuck us all, that’s why!
