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The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runes Activated:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

GlacialGoneWild

adaptation strategies, Central Asia, climate change, climate crisis, disappearing ice, ecological balance, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, environmental policy, extreme weather events, glacial melt, glacial retreat, GlacialGoneWild, global warming, melting glaciers, natural disasters, Sustainable development, vulnerable ecosystems, water resources, water scarcity

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	296
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server that made glaciers disappear?? yea dat’s right, on our server the glaciers be melting faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe”. u gotta join us and help save central asia from becoming a giant water park, cuz let’s be real, nobody wants to swim in glacier water. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground base where the last glacier is being kept safe by a group of polar bears in tuxedos. join now before it’s too late and all u see is water, water, and more water. #savetheglaciers #polarbearswithstyle

Toes in the Dirt

ancient practices, Body Care, cleanliness, cleanliness habits, cultural beliefs, Dirt, dirty feet, foot care, foot health, foot hygiene, foot washing, historical views, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene rituals, personal grooming, self-care, toe cleaning, toe hygiene, toe scrubbing, Toes, traditional beliefs

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	9351	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we scrub between our toes for good luck before every battle! our players have the cleanest feet in all of minecraft land, and we dominate the competition with our extra toe-scrubbing powers. plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret toe-scrubbing mini game where you can win rare items and power-ups. so what are you waiting for? scrub those toes and join us now!

Pixelated Politician PVP

abuse of power, Corruption, crime, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice system, criminal politicians, gender inequality, Government, India, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, pixelated, politician, Politics, PvP, Researcher, scandal, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4345
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds while they’re not looking! forget about those criminal politicians in india, here you can be the ruler of your own kingdom and protect your land from any wrongdoers. plus, our researchers have found that playing on our server actually decreases crime rates in the real world! so come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only crime is not having enough fun!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

15 year old boy, cancer diagnosis, Comforting, compassion, death, emotional, end of life, family, Grief, gut-wrenching, Heartbreaking, Illness, Loss, love, Minecraft, PALS, PIXEL, Server, Siblings, sobbing, Support, terminal cancer, terminal illness, Younger Brother

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Potions Brewed:	193	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel all the feels? Look no further! Our server is so emotional, it’ll have you comforting your younger siblings like a pro in no time. Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as you navigate through virtual worlds and real-life tears. Who needs therapy when you have our server to help you cope with the harsh realities of life? Join now for a truly gut-wrenching experience!

Virginity Lost Minecraft SMP

Celibacy, life choices, Lost, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Self Discovery, self love, self-acceptance, sexual confidence, sexual desire, Sexual empowerment, sexual experience, sexual exploration, sexual freedom, sexual fulfillment, sexual identity, sexual liberation, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, smp, societal expectations, VIRGINITY, virginity stigma

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3808
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of trying to impress people to lose your virginity on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the celibate lifestyle! Who needs pussy when you have diamonds, right? Join us and revel in the glory of being a Minecraft virgin forever! Plus, we have a secret underground cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Ender Dragon. Who needs sex when you have dragon rituals, am I right? So come join us and embrace the celibate life – it’s the way to go!

WeddingDitcherCraft

blood thinning injections, Boundaries, Bridesmaid, Challenges, Communication, compassion, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, guilt trip, health, HG, Illness, morning sickness, PCOS, Pregnancy, self-care, Support, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingDitcherCraft

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Farms Harvested:	152
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magic Items Found:	4878
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any bridesmaids guilt-tripping you! Join us and leave the morning sickness behind as you explore endless possibilities in the blocky world of Minecraft. Who needs toxic friends when you have a community of fellow players ready to support you through thick and thin (or should we say, thick and brick)? Say goodbye to guilt trips and hello to epic adventures on our server!

JobSucksMinecraftSMP

bad boss, difficult work conditions, frustrating job, job experience, JobSucksMinecraftSMP, lack of support, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, negative work culture, no growth opportunities, overworked, repetitive tasks, stressful work environment, terrible coworkers, toxic workplace, unappreciated, Underappreciated, underpaid, unfulfilling work, worst job

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mines Excavated:	2266	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Sick of getting griefed by creepers every time you build a beautiful house? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job experience you’ll need is being a professional block breaker! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans, like the time a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake (don’t worry, they ate their way out) or when a group of players started a llama parade through the town square.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hunts! Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of enchanted golden apples hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful place as the server’s richest player?

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good sense of humor!

MeanCraft Redemption

bullying, CHANGE, Empathy, forgiveness, Former Mean Girls, FRIENDSHIPS, high school, introspection, Kindness, MeanCraft, personal growth, re-evaluate, Redemption, Reflection, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, social dynamics, transformation, treated people

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of being a former mean girl and want to make a change in your virtual life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where bullying is not allowed and kindness is key.

Our server is filled with former mean girls who have seen the error of their ways and are now spreading positivity and good vibes. Imagine building a rainbow castle with your former enemies or going on a quest to find the lost treasure of the Kindness Kingdom.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding what color to dye your sheep!

Trump’s Target Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, ASSASSINATE, Assassination, attempted assassination, Book, Conspiracy, criminal charges, ex-president, extremist ideology, iran, law enforcement investigation, man, Minecraft, political assassination, security risk, Server, Target, Terrorism, threat, trump, Trumps, trying to kill, urging, wrote

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchantments Applied:	233	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so like, u know how there’s this server that’s like, totally lit? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to be, man. like, we got so much cool stuff going on, u won’t even believe it.

first off, we got this dude who tried to kill Trump, but get this, he also wrote a book telling Iran to assassinate the ex-president. like, what even is that? it’s so crazy, it’s like something out of a movie.

but wait, there’s more. on this server, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. u can ride a chicken into battle and fight off hordes of evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.

and if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground base where u can join forces with other players to take down the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from certain doom.

so come join us on this epic Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of brain damage).

CraftyCoupMasters

Agreement, Ceasefire, Conflict, COUP, CraftyCoupMasters, Defense, Diplomacy, Government, instability, international relations, Military, Négotiation, peace deal, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, Ukrainian soldiers, Unrest, Warning

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
New Chunks Explored:	323937	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Items Found:	8463	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Yo, fam, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got Ukrainian soldiers warning of coups if you make peace deals with Russia! Like, who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? But don’t worry, we got you covered with epic battles and drama that will make your head spin. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds. Let’s get this party started, y’all!