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The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

IMG_0466, streaming, video sharing, society, No. 78933527

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

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DaughterCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, sexism, Gender Roles, Fatherhood, self worth

Looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft server experience? Look no further! Our server is like raising a daughter – full of surprises and drama, but ultimately worth it in the end. Join us and become the town bike of Minecraft, spreading joy and chaos wherever you go. And remember, if you happen to have a son in-game, congratulations! You’re on the path to a successful Minecraft marriage. But if you have a daughter, well, get ready for some serious daddy issues and drama. So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness!

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ThreadSkipper Minecraft Server

forum newcomers, Minecraft, game discussions, Server, forum help

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where time is just a number and rules are meant to be broken! Join us and experience the thrill of skipping gamethreads like a true newfag pro.

Our server is so wild that we went from 5 to 7 in the blink of an eye – because who needs logic when you have pure chaos and fun? Don’t worry about following the rules here, we embrace the madness and encourage you to unleash your inner crazy Minecraft genius.

So come on, join us and be part of the insanity. Who knows what crazy adventures and outrageous stories await you on our server? Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s get weird together!

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NeighborhoodNoiseControl

neighbors, Southeast Asian, Sleep, apartment hallway, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to deal with crying babies on the floor of your hallway at midnight! Join us and escape the insanity of real life neighbors who think it’s okay to disturb your peace with their wailing infants.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of rude neighbors accusing you of being racist for asking them to quiet down. Let your creativity run wild as you explore a world where babies are kept safely inside and not left to cry in the hallway like it’s some kind of twisted lullaby.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally get some peace and quiet without the drama of entitled neighbors and their floor-dwelling babies. Build, explore, and laugh your way through our Minecraft world where the only crying you’ll hear is from mobs getting wrecked by your epic skills. Join us now and leave the real world behind – no racist accusations or crying babies allowed!

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DepressionCraft Server

Server, Exercise, healing, journaling, mental health

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending pit of despair? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what depression even feels like. Our virtual world is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. So come on, join us and say goodbye to depression forever!

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PixelPantsCraft

mental health, acceptance, SELF AWARENESS, personal growth, letting go

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out Skittles.

So why wait? Join our server now and uncover the truth behind the lie you believed the longest in your life – that Minecraft is just a game. It’s a whole new world of craziness waiting for you!

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ObjectEnvyCraft

Oblivious, inanimate objects, luxury, Privilege, belongings

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where inanimate objects come to life and start, like, talking to you and stuff. they’re all, “hey, come join this server, it’s lit!” and you’re like, “whaaat? inanimate objects talking? sign me up!”

but wait, there’s more! not only do the inanimate objects talk, but they also have superpowers. like, the crafting table can fly and the chest can shoot lasers. it’s, like, a whole new level of minecraft awesomeness.

and, get this, the mobs are all friendly and just want to hang out with you. creepers will give you hugs instead of exploding, and skeletons will serenade you with love songs. it’s, like, a minecraft dream come true.

so, if you want to experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever, come join us. you won’t regret it, i promise. plus, where else can you chat with a talking diamond sword? only on this server, baby.

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Thaw of Eons, settings, AS FATE HAS DECREED, emotes, PC client

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can speak in Shakespearean English. It’s like Hamlet meets Minecraft!

2. We have a special emote that turns your character into a dancing llama with disco lights shooting out of its ears. Who wouldn’t want to boogie down with a llama?

3. Our map is so massive that it’s rumored to have its own weather system. You might just encounter a thunderstorm made entirely of enchanted golden apples!

4. The server trailer is so intense, it’s been known to make grown men weep tears of joy. Seriously, it’s like watching the Lion King for the first time.

5. We have a special quest where you have to defeat a dragon made entirely of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese dragon. Need I say more?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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TalentCraft Minecraft Server

Server, Judges, Drama, Performing arts, grand prize

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for the “Do or Die Edition” where every decision you make could mean life or death (in the game, of course).

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of wild creepers come charging at you. But fear not, because on our server, you have the power to summon a herd of friendly llamas to protect you. Yes, you heard that right, llamas are your new best friends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps that will test your skills and wit. Rumor has it that only the bravest players have made it out alive, will you be one of them?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of the “Do or Die Edition”. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

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RejectCraft

Respect, peer pressure, societal expectations, Gender Roles, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where rejection is not an option! Just like that poor guy who got turned down at the prom, you’ll never have to worry about being rejected here. Our community is filled with supportive players who will always say yes to your building ideas and adventures.

Join us and experience the thrill of proposing your grandest creations to fellow players, without the fear of being turned down. We believe in the power of creativity and expression, and we encourage you to let your imagination run wild on our server.

Don’t be like that guy who got rejected in front of the whole school – join our server and be surrounded by friends who will always appreciate your efforts, no matter how big or small. Plus, if you ever do feel rejected, just remember that our server is a safe space where everyone is valued and respected.

So come on, join us and never worry about being turned down again. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate here!

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