#ArsenalFC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

GlacialGrief: EuroMelt

ancient history, archaeological evidence, archaeology, climate change, eastern europe, environmental change, EuroMelt, Europeans, Extinction, GlacialGrief, human migration, hunter gatherers, ice age, Ice Age Europe, Middle to Late Transition, Migration, paleoclimate, Pleniglacial, population decline, population replacement, prehistoric, Western Europe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	288	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Farms Harvested:	846
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

come join our server and experience the ultimate ice age europeans adventure! climate change is causing chaos and you gotta survive the drastic decline in hunter-gatherers! populations in western europe are going extinct but don’t worry, you can be the hero and save the day! migrate from eastern europe and take over the land with your epic survival skills! build, hunt, and conquer in this wild world where anything can happen! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

HexSMP: Where even the creepers are friendlier than your average player

Average, bedrock, chat games, Cosmetics, CREEPERS, custom fishing, Discord, friendlier, Furniture, Grief Prevention, HexSMP, ip address, java, Leveling system, multiplayer, player, Player Economy, PvP, Quests, referral system, Skills, skins, smp, Survival, Teams, Website

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Server Name	HexSMP
Server IP	play.hexsmp.com

Overview

If you’re looking for a unique survival multiplayer server experience, HexSMP is the place to be. With over 100 custom features, a player-driven economy, custom leveling system, and much more, HexSMP offers a fresh and exciting twist on the classic SMP gamemode.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes HexSMP stand out?
Why choose HexSMP?	HexSMP is more than just another server—it’s a vibrant community where creativity and adventure thrive. Regular updates, new features, and an active, welcoming community make HexSMP a top choice for players.
How to earn rare rewards?	Take advantage of the Referral System by referring friends to join HexSMP. Your friends can use the command “/referral [Your Name]” when they join the server, and you can earn exclusive items and bonuses.
How to join HexSMP?	Simply connect using the IP address play.hexsmp.com and start your adventure today. Visit the website and join the Discord for the latest news, events, and community discussions.

Bongland vs. Cuntville Minecraft Server

Alternate Realities, bizarre choices, bizarre scenarios, bongland, creative thinking, Cuntville, Decision making, fantasy worlds, hypothetical question, imaginative scenarios, Minecraft, odd choices, outlandish scenarios, own cunt, Server, strange choices, strange hypotheticals, surreal options, thought experiment, unconventional living arrangements, unique situations, unusual living situations, weird hypotheticals

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the wonders of Bongland, where the trees are made of giant bongs and the rivers flow with Mountain Dew. Or if you’re feeling adventurous, you can create your own custom world where you can build a house in the shape of your own… well, you get the idea.

But that’s not all! We have special events like the annual Cow Tipping Competition, where players compete to see who can tip the most cows in the shortest amount of time. And don’t forget about our legendary TNT Olympics, where players compete in explosive events like the Creeper High Jump and the Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us and live out your wildest, most ridiculous fantasies? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and choose between Bongland or your own… well, you know.

AnimeBoobiesMC SMP

animation, Anime, anime culture, AnimeBoobiesMC, body image, Boobs, bust size, character design, controversy, entertainment industry, Evolution, Fan Service, FANTASY, female representation, gender stereotypes, large bust, Media influence, objectification, Sexualization, smp, societal norms, trend

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Animals Bred:	78
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only thing bigger than the builds are the bust sizes? Look no further! Our server is known for its massive structures and even bigger personalities.

Rumor has it that the reason for the increase in bust sizes is due to a glitch in the game that accidentally enlarged players’ chests instead of their storage space. But hey, who’s complaining?

Join us for a chest-tacular experience full of laughs, epic battles, and of course, some seriously impressive builds. So come on and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe your chest size.

GrandmaGamer’s Minecraft Server

birthday party scheduling, family celebrations, Family commitments, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family obligations., family priorities, family relationships, family responsibilities, family traditions, Family Values, granddaughter’s 3rd birthday party, GrandmaGamers, grandparenting, Minecraft, missed events, Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4098
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family commitments? Look no further than our server! We won’t guilt trip you into missing out on important events just to play Minecraft, unlike some people we know.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t make you choose between virtual blocks and family time. Plus, we promise not to ban you for attending your granddaughter’s birthday party or baptism – we’re not heartless like some server admins out there.

So come on over and join us for a server experience that values real-life connections over virtual ones. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a group of friends who won’t ditch you for a blocky world.

SisWantsWifeFitz

anger, Charity, clothes, corporate lawyer, death, donation, emotional blackmail, family, Grief, Inheritance, mediator., Memories, mourning, ovarian cancer, relationships, Resentment, selfish, sister, SisWantsWifeFitz, Wife, Womens Shelter

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5239
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real-life craziness and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the one this player experienced with his sister and mom fighting over clothes at a wake. On our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and bosses!

Forget about selfish cows like the player’s sister – on our server, everyone works together to build amazing structures and conquer challenges. Plus, we donate virtual items to in-game shelters to help players in need (no real-life drama involved)!

So come on over and join our Minecraft server – where the only tears shed are tears of joy from all the fun you’ll have!

YoloCraft SMP – Born to Die

Born, Contemplating life, death, Die, embracing mortality, existential crisis, existential dread, existential questions, existential reflection, existentialism, facing mortality, human condition, inevitability, life and death, life purpose, meaning of life, mortality, mortality acceptance, mortality awareness, nihilism, philosophy, questioning existence, smp, yolocraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	135
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we answer life’s biggest questions like “What’s the point of being born if we’re all going to die anyway?” But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of distractions to keep you from existential dread!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our annual llama fashion show (last year’s winner wore a top hat and monocle)!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing!

So why wait for the inevitable end when you can join our Minecraft SMP and make the most out of your virtual life? Who knows, you might just find the meaning of it all in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Love Triangle Craft

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, confusion, Craft, DATING, emotional turmoil, emotions, feelings, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, Jealousy, love, monogamy, Passion, Polyamory, relationships, Triangle, Trust

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5800
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Items Found:	3855
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of being torn between two lovers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can have as many virtual crushes as you want without any drama! Build a love triangle castle, go on romantic pixelated dates, and see if you can juggle multiple relationships without getting caught. Who needs real love when you have endless possibilities in the world of blocks and creepers? Join now and let the love polygons begin!

Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft

4-day workweek, Citizens, culture, Economy, efficiency, employment, Government, Hardworking, initiative, innovation, Jap4DayWorkWeekCraft, Japan, Labor, mental health, Overtime, policy, productivity, society, well-being, work-life balance, workweek.

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 4-day workweek just like Japan!!! no more grindin’ away at that 9-5 job, now you can spend more time building epic creations in minecraft!!! plus, rumor has it that the japanese government is actually secretly run by a group of minecraft players who are trying to find the best builders to join their ranks and take over the world!!! so come join us and show off your building skills, maybe you’ll impress the secret minecraft overlords and become the ruler of japan!!! or at least have a fun time playing minecraft with a bunch of other crazy players who love to build and explore!!! so what are you waiting for??? join now and start your journey to minecraft domination!!!

MorphineEnsembleCraft

activity changes, Brain, Brains, Ensemble, group, Mapped, morphine, morphine ensemble, MorphineEnsembleCraft, Network, neural, neural processes, neurons, Pain, pain relief, processes, Relief, researchers, rostral ventromedial medulla, Target

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Animals Bred:	62	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like, the morphine of all servers, bro. We got this crazy neural process going on where we target a group of neurons in your brain’s rostral ventromedial medulla. It’s like we form this sick ‘morphine ensemble’ that changes to give you ultimate pain relief from all the boring servers out there. Join us and experience a high like no other, man. It’s like your brain is on a rollercoaster of fun and excitement. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, come join the madness now!