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Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 704 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 7194 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
join our server and u can ride around in electric vehicles all day long, no extra charges! we even got flying cars and teleportation devices, cuz why not? who needs tariffs when u can just zoom around in style?
plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta fight off a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant creeper boss. it’s like, totally intense and u gotta use all ur minecraft skills to survive. but don’t worry, if u die, u just respawn and try again!
so come join us on our server, where the only thing u gotta worry about is how many diamonds u can mine in a day. forget about tariffs, we’re all about having a blast and laughing till ur sides hurt. see u there, fellow minecrafters!