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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8332 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 388 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5182 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad pointing out my lack of a bra in front of a crew of construction workers? Look no further! Join our server for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected surprises and awkward moments.
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re living in a sitcom episode where your dad thinks he’s being funny by embarrassing you in front of strangers. But don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (or at least that’s what our therapist says).
So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft adventure that’s as unpredictable as my dad’s sense of humor, come join us! Just remember to wear a bra, or be prepared for some unexpected commentary from our crew of construction workers.
