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NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Welcome to The Celestial Realm where a bunch of modded nations fight over virtual land!

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

TheCelestialRealm [modded] {geopol}

Ad sponsored by The Wineland. Learn more about this nation in the server summarized below:

Features	Description
Constant Innovation	Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy	Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System	Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar	Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures	Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?	Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Join large nations for magical perks or stake your claim in the wilderness for a solitary existence.

CelestialRealm Cold War Edition 24

Invite: https://discord.gg/5zWrSNKvHM

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. These rules are enforced by our moderators.
Can I form alliances with other players or nations?	Yes, players have the option to form alliances with other players or nations to benefit from mutual cooperation and support.
What kind of quests or missions are available on the server?	There are various quests and missions available for players to undertake, ranging from simple tasks to epic adventures with great rewards.

YeetCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Void Gems Collected:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Look no further, because on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Totally acceptable here. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it!

Join our server for a wild and wacky time where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?). We’ve got flying llamas, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

So why settle for the same old, same old when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you’ll be asking yourself, “Was this ever okay in any year?” – and the answer will always be a resounding YES!

FraudBuster’s Minecraft Server – Let’s Expose the Chubby Cheater!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place to be! Join us and embark on a wild journey filled with crazy challenges, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is run by a team of expert gamers who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built a mansion out of diamond blocks. We have secret treasure hunts, where the loot is so valuable that even Herobrine would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo filled with friendly creepers and zombie pigmen.

But that’s not all! We also have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, a dance party with the villagers every Saturday night, and a hot tub made entirely out of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

NephewVsMan Minecraft Server

aita, Cheating, custody arrangement, discipline, Divorce, Evidence, family drama, graduation party, house rules, Interference, man, Minecraft, motivation, nephew, NephewVsMan, new boyfriend, police involvement, racism accusations, Server, sister, Slander, Support

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Crops Grown:	6607
Star Shards Collected:	51	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	6915	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister and her questionable choices in men.

Witness the epic showdown between me, the grill master, and the self-proclaimed “man of the house” Jimmy, who thinks he can dictate who gets to eat first at a BBQ. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Jimmy.

Experience the thrill of family feuds and custody battles as we support Mark in his quest for justice against my sister and her new boyfriend. Who needs reality TV when you can watch all this unfold in our Minecraft world?

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of drama and chaos that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you there!

MaternityMadnessMC

ASK, Boundaries, carpool, Commute, decision, Driving, Favor, Friend, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Job, maternity leave, MaternityMadnessMC, newborn, partner, Pregnancy, Pregnant, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Transportation, work

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more reliable than a pregnant woman’s friend for a ride to work? Look no further! Our server is so dependable, you won’t have to worry about being stranded without a ride ever again!

Join now and experience the thrill of never having to beg your friend’s partner to give you a lift because they got you pregnant. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about carpooling drama and workplace transportation woes.

Don’t be like the friend in this story who couldn’t handle not having a ride to work – join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a driving school nearby when you have a Minecraft server that’s always there for you?

So come on, join us and leave all your transportation troubles behind. And remember, on our server, you’ll never have to guilt trip anyone into giving you a ride – it’s all about fun and games here!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	231	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Do you want to make bank in the virtual world? Join our Minecraft server and start your own diamond mining operation! We have secret caves filled with diamonds just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in the game. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual diamond tycoon?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most valuable mob in the game: the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever captures and breeds these majestic creatures will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Want to fly in survival mode? Wish granted. Want to turn all the creepers into friendly puppies? Wish granted. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and start your journey to virtual riches and ultimate power. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft?

CraftyCashLand

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

If you suddenly came into a significant amount of money, the first thing you should do is join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within our virtual world is a treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon named Fluffy. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So why waste your newfound riches on boring stuff like cars and houses when you could be living out your wildest dreams in our wacky and whimsical server? Join now and let the adventure begin!

BearCrash Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Emeralds Found:	8907	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where you can witness the rare white grizzly bear Nakoda and her cubs in all their pixelated glory! watch as they navigate through the treacherous terrain, battling creepers and zombies along the way.

But be warned, these bears are not your average minecraft mobs – they have special abilities that will keep you on your toes! from summoning lightning storms to shooting fireballs, Nakoda and her cubs are a force to be reckoned with.

Join now and embark on a quest to help Nakoda and her cubs survive in this dangerous world. Will you be able to protect them from the dangers that lurk around every corner? Or will you fall victim to their wrath? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

BananaCraft: Paying Off Death Squads

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bananas as big as your mom’s buttcheeks and colombian death squads chasing after you for that sweet $38m payout! we promise you’ll have a blast dodging bullets and building pixelated houses while laughing your butt off. join now before the bananas run out and the death squads get bored!

Dexter’s DNA-Free Hair Haven

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have dexter running around trying to clean up his crime scenes but forgetting to wear a hairnet! it’s a wild ride of murder and mayhem, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! join now for the chance to witness dexter’s hair-raising adventures and maybe even help him solve a crime or two. who needs csi when you have minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this crazy world!