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Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 916 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Farms Harvested: | 162 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6805 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 |
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama whispering, so you know you’ll always be in good hands. Need a break from mining and crafting? Take a ride on our rollercoaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably).
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Want to join in on the fun? Just bring a stack of emeralds as your ticket to the coolest party in town.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (hopefully not by a creeper). Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server anywhere else. Welcome to the land of OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!