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“Noob No More” – A Minecraft Server for the Perpetually Disappointed

coping strategies, Disappointed, Disappointment, emotional resilience., emotional well being, managing expectations, mental health, mindfulness, mindset, Minecraft, noob, perpetually, personal growth, positivity, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self help, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	641
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1513	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party with creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical portal to the Nether Taco Dimension, where everything is made of, you guessed it, tacos!

So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have)!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, gaming server, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Only, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival server, Vanilla, vanilla server, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.gtne.vanillaboxmc.ru

UnfairCraft

fair, good people, good things happen to good people, Life, life isn’t fair, normies, normies like this, perfectly fair, SSRIs, stop whining, suck it up, trying hard enough, two minutes later, UnfairCraft, Weed, Whining, Xanax

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Emeralds Found:	9524
Void Gems Collected:	32	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life is as fair as a pig riding a chicken! One minute you might be struggling to find diamonds, but don’t worry, because two minutes later you’ll be swimming in emeralds! It’s like a rollercoaster of fairness, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Our server is filled with normies who just can’t seem to get their act together. They’re constantly whining about their bad luck, but we’re here to set them straight. With a little bit of hard work and determination, good things will happen to good people. And if that doesn’t work, just blame it on the SSRIs, Xanax, and “weed” they’re all hopped up on!

So join us on our Minecraft server and experience the true meaning of fairness. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet. It’s a crazy world out there, but we’re here to make it even crazier!

Pixel Pupper Party

animal, Clever, cute, dog, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, meme, NOT THE HECKIN PUPPERINO, Party, pet, PIXEL, playful, Popular, pupper, sarcasm, satire, silly, social media, trending, viral

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1963
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5655
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	1028
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the heckin pupperino and join our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs and giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Build your dream castle on a floating island made entirely of candy floss and marshmallows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-eating chicken that lays enchanted eggs filled with rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party where the villagers break out their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the heckin pupperino behind and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

Yowa Yowa LOLz

Anime, charming, comedy, endearing, Entertaining, Heartwarming, humor, japanese, light-hearted, Like it, lolz, Manga, ongoing series, pick it up, relatable, school life, slice of life, STUDENT, Teacher, weekly dump, Yowa, Yowa Yowa Sensei

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4597
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	2211
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where every week we dump new and exciting content that will blow your mind. From flying pigs to diamond-encrusted chickens, you never know what crazy surprises await you on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can battle evil gnomes and ride on the backs of giant spiders. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown every single week. Just remember, we won’t stop dumping content until you’re begging for more!

DerpyCraft: From Cool to Derpy in 100 Characters or Less!

Before and after, CHANGE, Characters, comparison, Cool, Daring, derpy, DerpyCraft, Development, Evolution, growth, Improvement, Journey, Memories, Metamorphosis, Nostalgia, past, PRESENT, progress, Reflection, Shift, transformation, TRANSITION

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft! Join us and embark on wild adventures like fighting off zombie llamas, riding on flying pigs, and even battling a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a sheep that is said to poop out diamonds instead of wool. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, you’ll be rich beyond your wildest dreams! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

The Colesium: Where PvP is not recommended…but probably inevitable! Version 1.20.4!

1.20.4, alliances, Alternative, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colesium, creativity, Discord, Environment, freedom, gamemode, Hacks, imagination, Inevitable, Minecraft, Play, PvP, Queue, Raiding, recommended…but, Server, Survival, swearing, Vanilla, Version, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Welcome to colesium.org

The ultimate anarchy Minecraft server with no rules. Experience a world where chaos reigns and the freedom to play is unrivaled. Our server aims to provide a rule-free PvP environment with minimal changes to the Vanilla Survival Gamemode. With a fresh world and no tedious queue like 2b2t, colesium.org offers a thrilling alternative.

Visit Us At:	https://discord.gg/FGBuXfpHzk
IP:	colesium.org
Version:	1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy, please come 😀

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are hacks allowed on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
Is swearing permitted?	Yes, swearing is allowed on the server.
Do you give out OP?	No, we do not give out OP on the server to maintain a fair playing field for all players.

Crafty Creeper Chaos

act, analyze, Chaos, Communicate, Connect, Crafty, Create, creeper, DISCOVER, Engage, evaluate, Explore, express, Imagine, Interact, Observe, participate, question.., REFLECT, Respond, Share, think.., understand

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Star Shards Collected:	135	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate man-bun warrior! Explore our vast world filled with towering man-eating plants, maniacal mobs, and manly challenges around every corner. Build your man-cave fortress and defend it against hordes of maniacs trying to steal your precious man-stash of diamonds. Don’t be a man-child, join us now and show everyone that you’re the manliest man in all of Minecraft!

LOLcraft: ‘IGNORE ME!’ – Where the mobs are confused and the players are entertained!

Confused, Entertained, ignore, IGNORE ME, ignore me ignore me, ignore me ignore me long trail tags, ignore me ignore me tags, ignore me long trail tags, ignore me tags, LolCraft, long trail tags, me, mobs, Players, tags

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to build a fortress made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Co-less-ium: Where chaos and fighting reign supreme!

2b2t, alliances, Anarchy, Battles, Chaos, Colessium, fair playing field, Fighting, freedom, Hacks, hands off, imagination, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, op, player-creativity, PvP, Queue, Raiding, Reign, Server, SUPREME, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to colesium.org – Anarchy Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Features	No rules, PvP environment, Vanilla Survival Gamemode, Hacks allowed, Hands-off approach
Join Us	Visit us on Discord \| IP: colesium.org \| Version: 1.20.4

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on the server. Feel free to play as you please.
Can I use hacks on the server?	Yes, hacks are allowed on the server.
Is raiding allowed?	Yes, raiding is allowed on the server.
What version does the server run on?	The server runs on version 1.20.4

PS: I’ll be happy pls come 😀