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TempusanjiSisters Minecraft Server

#youtube, Choreography, Creative, Dance, Duo, Energetic, Entertainment, Fun, Minecraft, Music, music video, not like this, Performance, Server, Siblings, sisters, social media, TALENTED, Tempusanjisisters, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old survival mode? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing cows who throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a cow in a disco ball-filled cave!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja chickens who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm. These chickens are so skilled, they can even do backflips while pecking their enemies!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown!

BroCraft SMP: I’m Not Gonna Lie

authentic relationships, brocraft, bros, brotherhood, deep connection, Game, gaming obsession, genuine love, Gonna, heartfelt appreciation, Honesty, honesty in relationships, honesty is key, honesty with bros, lie, love, love for game, loyalty to bros, passion for gaming, sincere feelings, smp, True Emotions, unreal excitement

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Yo, listen up fam! This Minecraft SMP is straight up lit, like hotter than a blaze in the Nether. We’re talking about a server where creepers do the Macarena and villagers break out into spontaneous dance battles.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.

BroCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ANTIVAXXER, aspergers, assisted living facility, brocraft, cart wrangler, covid shot, disability, enabling behavior, exhaustion, family dynamics, Guillain-Barré syndrome, guilted into helping, handicapped brother, hoarder, medicaid, Minecraft, obese, parental responsibilities, physical therapy, Server, sibling relationships, therapy sessions, Ultimate, wheelchair accessible van

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9776
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures!

🤪 Looking for a server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of chaos? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns at every corner.

😂 Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a cast of characters straight out of a reality TV show? Well, here’s your chance! From antivaxxer brothers to hoarder moms, we’ve got it all!

🤣 Join us and witness the epic tale of a brother who refused the covid shot, only to end up in an assisted living facility with Guillain-Barré syndrome. Will he ever learn to wheel himself in a wheelchair? Find out on our server!

😜 And don’t miss the thrilling saga of a family torn apart by coddling and enabling. Will the aunt’s email guilt trip bring them together, or push them further apart? Only on our Minecraft server!

🤪 So come on down and join the madness! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? See you there! 🎮 #MinecraftMadness

FiancésFiascoCraft

aita, big ceremony, California, civil ceremony, courthouse wedding, Cut off, Decisions, deployment, fiancé’s parents, FiancésFiascoCraft, financial support, live our lives, marriage process, Proposal, relationship, Respect, social security card, United States Navy, Yelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6702
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in-game drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Imagine a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from pesky parents. No need to worry about financial support for your virtual nuptials – our server has all the resources you need to create the perfect ceremony, complete with pixelated cake and diamond ring.

So why wait for your deployment to be over to tie the knot? On our server, you can say “I do” whenever you please, without any judgment or threats of being cut off. Plus, who needs a social security card when you have a pickaxe and a stack of diamonds at your disposal?

Join us now and let’s build a love story that even the creepers will envy. Who needs real-life drama when you have Minecraft weddings to plan? Let’s make some blocky memories together!

WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

awkward, blunder, cringe-worthy, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, inappropriate, insensitive, mistake, mortifying, offensive, regret, regretful, Shocking.., social faux pas, SPEECHLESS.., taboo, Tasteless, Wedding, wedding disaster, WeddingCrasherMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1036
Zombie Dances:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience weddings where the priest accidentally summons a creeper instead of pronouncing the couple husband and wife! Our server is full of unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps that will keep you laughing for hours on end. Plus, where else can you witness a wedding where the ring bearer is a zombie with a diamond helmet? Don’t miss out on the chaotic fun – join us now!

TurkeyCraft: War of Blocks

Analysis, blocks, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Erdogan, escalation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Peace, Politics, prediction, speculation, Tension, threat, turkey, TurkeyCraft, War

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of real-world drama and politics? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house! Forget about Turkey and Israel, come build your own empire and battle it out with other players for dominance. Who needs real-world conflicts when you can have epic Minecraft wars instead? Join now and leave the real world behind!

TurkeyCraft: Erdogan’s Quest

Conflict, Erdogan, Erdogan foreign policy, Erdogan intervention, Erdogan Israel, Erdogan Palestine, Erdogan Palestinians, Erdogans, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, intervention, Israel, israel conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, palestine, palestinians, Politics, Quest, turkey, Turkey Israel, Turkey politics, TurkeyCraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magic Items Found:	6719
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a part of this wild adventure where turkey and israel are like fighting in the game, but then erdogan comes in like a superhero and is all like “im gonna help the palestinians, y’all!” and u get to be a part of this crazy battle where u gotta choose sides and fight for what u believe in. it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and creepers and stuff. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CraftyWebHub

browsing, browsing history, Communication, connectivity, CraftyWebHub, Cyberspace, data transfer, Digital, global network, Hyperlinks, information superhighway, internet, netizens, ONLINE, search engine, Surfing, Technology, virtual world, web, world wide web, www

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ores Mined:	6558
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Votes:	6670	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and chickens dat lay diamonds instead of eggs. our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect u from creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into diamonds just by sneezing. if u join dis server, u will become immortal and never die again in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with endermen and zombies. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!

New Earth 2

Anarchy, Community, Cross-Play, Earth, Earth Mode, Economy, Factions, Fun, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Nations, post-apocalyptic, PvP, Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Animals Bred:	104	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

What is New Earth 2? New Earth 2 is a Minecraft server, that has a nations, minigames, and post-apocalyptic game modes! Currently the only “Game Mode” that is out is Earth Mode, which is the nations game mode. Here in New Earth 2, we are a fun community, and our server is really fun! We hope you will enjoy your time here!

174.138.191.219:19142

Hermitcraft-Like TeaTime SMP: Where tea and Minecraft make the perfect blend!

Blend, Builders, custom models, Datapacks, discord server, Events, Farmers, GameNights, Hermitcraftlike, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Mod list, Modded, Mods, perfect, plushies, proximity voice chat, REDSTONERS, roleplaying features, rules, Server Events, server specialty, shopping district, smp, spill the tea, tea, Teatime, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	504662
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7460	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1 (modded)
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

About Us:

-Sips tea loudly- Ok, got your attention now. Minecraft enjoyers, your search for the perfect vanilla+ server ends here! Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with fellow Minecraft enjoyers with a variety of game enhancing mods! We host events, like a special separate last life session once a week, and other custom server events. We soon will have custom models for the players of the servers, and ingame plushies of the players. We are looking for all kinds of players, the redstoners, the builders, the farmers, and more. We are LGBTQ+ friendly and 17+. We do have the proximity voice chat, but you don’t have to talk if you don’t want to. Our rules are pretty relaxed and can be found on our discord server, so you can play Minecraft the way you want to play. Check out our discord for the mod list! We hope to spill the tea with you soon.

Server Specialty:

Custom Server Models
Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Shopping District
Special Server Events (Examples: Last Life, Uhc, Etc.)
Gamenights
Soon to be roleplaying features

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the server?	Yes, we welcome all players who are 17+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.
Do I have to participate in voice chat?	No, voice chat is optional on our server.
Are there specific rules I need to follow?	We have relaxed rules that can be found on our discord server.
What kind of events do you host?	We host special events like Last Life, Uhc, and more. Stay tuned for game nights and roleplaying features.