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Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8958
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1712
Astral Projections Made:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Animals Bred:	199
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Villages Defended:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.

Cobbled Carp

Boss Pokémon, Cobble Carp, Enhancements, Global, Gyms, Milestones, Minecraft, new biomes, Parties, Pokebuilder, Pokedex, pokemon, Pokémon-Themed Structures, PvE, Size Variation, Terralith, Tokens, TRADES, Vote Rewards, Wild Pokémon, Wondertrade

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	117

Discover all the exciting new features we’ve added to enhance your gaming experience: WonderTrade : Dive into thrilling trades with players globally! Experience the excitement of exchanging Pokémon for free with our WonderTrade system. New Biomes : Explore fresh biomes in the Nether and End, all seamlessly integrated with Terralith in the Overworld. Uncover new terrains and unique resources! Gyms : Test your skills in our newly introduced Gyms. Earn money, ranks, and exclusive kits as rewards for your victories!

Purchasable Enhancements : Elevate your gameplay with purchasable commands, tokens, and claim blocks. These items enhance your Free-to-Play experience! Pokédex Milestones : Complete your Pokédex and unlock rewards for reaching milestones. Track your progress and enjoy exclusive benefits! Vote Rewards and Parties : Support us by voting and join Vote Parties for exciting rewards and community events! Wild Pokémon Size Variation : Discover Pokémon of various sizes in the wild. Find rare and unique variants to expand your collection! Boss Pokémon : Face off against powerful Boss Pokémon that drop valuable items, including Megastones, to strengthen your team. Pokémon-Themed Structures : Explore unique Pokémon-themed structures across the world. Find hidden treasures and special features! PokéBuilder : Customize and perfect your Pokémon with our advanced PokéBuilder. Earn it through Vote Keys, by defeating Bosses, or purchase it with in-game currency!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, big bad, blockbusters, Bounty, Character development, comedic relief, comedy, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, fantasy world, magic bible, magic powers, Minecraft, Party, Quest, season 1, Server, SLAYERS, Supernatural, sword fighting

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	8785
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Season 1 is like a wild rollercoaster ride – you’ll spend 10 episodes trying to defeat the big bad boss, only to realize he’s not really dead and you have to do it all over again. But don’t worry, you’ll also be adding more characters to your party along the way and have a bounty on your head for extra excitement!

And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, Season 2 kicks off with your party running around like headless chickens searching for a magic bible. Why a magic bible, you ask? Because why not! Join us on this insane adventure and see if the other seasons have a better premise… or if we just keep getting more ridiculous with each episode!