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WalesCraft: No Tories Allowed! Minecraft Server

2001, Allowed, conservative party, Conservatives, Defeat, election, Government, labour, landslide, Liberal Democrats, Minecraft, National Assembly, Plaid Cymru, Politics, Results, SEATS, Server, Tories, uk, Voting, wales, WalesCraft, welsh, Welsh Assembly, wipeout

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Animals Bred:	147
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

lol so this server is like the wildest ride of your life, like seriously. once upon a time, there was a server where the conservatives got wiped out harder than a creeper explosion. like, they were just gone, poof! if you want to experience that level of chaos and excitement, then you gotta join this server. we’ve got dragons flying around, pigs riding on chickens, and villagers trading emeralds for diamonds like it’s no big deal. trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else. come join the fun and see for yourself!

PixelPervsNoMore

cannot be tolerated, cooperation, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, Cultural differences, diplomatic relations, foreign affairs, international relations, Japan, justice system, law enforcement, legal consequences, Military, military bases, military discipline, military personnel, PixelPervsNoMore, sex crimes, sexual assault, us forces, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

so like, u know how japan is all like “yo US forces, stop with the sex crimes, it ain’t cool”? well, this minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we ENCOURAGE sex crimes! just kidding, but seriously, join our server for some crazy fun and wild adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can engage in all sorts of shenanigans, from building giant statues of themselves to staging epic battles with mobs. plus, our community is super chill and welcoming, so come on in and let’s make some memories together! who needs japan when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyActorsGuild

acting skills, amazing liars, Authenticity, believable characters, character portrayal, CONVINCING, CraftyActorsGuild, Deception, dramatic, emotional depth, Great actors, Hollywood, method acting, movie industry, must be, Performance, role playing, skilled performers, stage presence, talent, Theater

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mines Excavated:	3481	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this server and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a never-ending party with blocky dancers and pixelated fireworks.

But wait, there’s more! You can ride on the back of a llama while shooting arrows at zombies dressed as clowns. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco where skeletons breakdance to dubstep music.

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay). So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to be in the Minecraft universe.

CrispyCraft – No Crunch Zone

berries, child development, childhood development, childhood nutrition, children’s food preferences, children’s taste preferences, CrispyCraft, Crunch, eating habits, food habits, food preferences, food research, food studies, food textures, food textures and children, fussy eaters, peanut butter, picky eaters, sensory experiences, sensory preferences, texture preferences, yogurt, Zone

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Dimension Hops:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2327	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS ARE MADE OF LAVA.

U WANNA KNOW WHY U SHOULD JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, THERE WAS A PLAYER WHO JOINED THIS SERVER AND THEY FOUND A SECRET DIAMOND MINE FILLED WITH TREASURE BEYOND THEIR WILDEST DREAMS. THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND AND RULED OVER EVERYONE WITH AN IRON FIST.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, U CAN RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST GIANT ZOMBIES, BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, AND EVEN TAME A DRAGON TO FLY AROUND ON.

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE. TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT.

Euphoria SMP: Where the Creepers are just as scared of you as you are of them!

bedrock, CREEPERS, crossplay, Economy, euphoria, Homes, Ip:, java, Land Claim, March, Minecraft, Play, Plugins, PORT, Rtp, Scared, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Tpa

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Votes:	464	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Euphoria SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Euphoria SMP
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Basic Plugins	Land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, homes
Current Season Start	March of this year

Server Info

Java IP	play.euphmc.net:19188
Bedrock IP	play.euphmc.net
Bedrock Port	54388

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I connect to the Java server?

You can connect to the Java server using the IP address play.euphmc.net:19188

2. What basic plugins are available on the server?

The server has plugins like land claim, tpa/rtp, economy, and homes for your convenience.

3. When did the current season start?

The current season started back in March of this year.

FairyCraft: 100 Years Quest Minecraft Server

100 Years Quest, Adventure, Anime, art, countdown, Ending Theme, Erza, Fairy Tail, FairyCraft, FANTASY, Gray, guild, Hiro Mashima, Lucy, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Natsu, Quest, Server, special cover, two days left, Ueda, Wendy, Years

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Come join our Minecraft server where we have two days left until the start of the anime…wait, what? Yes, you heard that right! Our server is so lit that even anime characters are getting involved. We’ve got special art from Ueda himself to be used as a cover for the ending theme. Who knew Minecraft could be so anime-tastic? Join now for a chance to build your own anime world and maybe even befriend some real-life anime characters. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

VoteCraft Minecraft Server

culture, current events, Democracy, election, Government, Happy, Minecraft, Opinions, political beliefs, political commentary, Political debate, political discourse, political ideology, political system, Politics, Server, Social Issues, society, VoteCraft, voted, Voting, voting rights, wokery

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	156
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Do you enjoy getting lost in a virtual world filled with pixelated wonders and endless possibilities? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Talk about a wild ride!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a dance-off and see if you have what it takes to keep up with their funky moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you behind every block? Join now and let the wokery begin!

MILvsMOM Wedding Showdown

Apology, Appearance, Communication, Confrontation, culture, edited photos, family drama, Incident, MIL, MILvsMOM, Mother, mother-daughter relationship, photographer, Revenge, showdown, traditional wear, ugly photos, Vanity, Vengeance, Wedding, wedding album

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9096
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

So, you’re looking for a Minecraft server to join, huh? Well, let me tell you about this epic server that is so lit, it’ll make your MIL’s snide comments look like child’s play.

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately you’re greeted by a majestic castle, built entirely out of diamond blocks. Yes, DIAMOND BLOCKS. And who built this castle, you ask? None other than your own mother, who is now the reigning queen of the server.

But wait, it gets even better. Your MIL logs on and tries to challenge your mother’s reign, but little does she know that every time she takes a step, she falls into a pit of lava. It’s like the universe itself is conspiring against her, just like it did at your wedding.

And the best part? The server is filled with hilarious photos of your MIL’s mishaps, like getting food stuck in her teeth or yelling at virtual kids. It’s like a never-ending roast session, and you’re the guest of honor.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your family drama, look no further. Just remember, nobody messes with your mother, especially not on your wedding day.

MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild

apollo missions, Artemis, conspiracy theorists, Exploration, Lunar landing, Lunar surface, moon conspiracy, moon hoax, moon landing, Moon mission, moon missions., MoonLandingConspiracyGoneWild, narratives, NASA, outer space, programme, scientific advancements, space exploration, Successful, Technology, update

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3111
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	415	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Yo, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta be ready for some outta dis world shenanigans! We got aliens, we got moon landings, we got conspiracy theories up the wazoo!

Join us and be part of the Artemis moon landing programme, where u can build ur own spaceship and fly to da moon to mine for rare space diamonds. But watch out, cuz there are aliens lurking in the shadows, ready to abduct u and probe u for information (literally)!

Conspiracy theorists gonna lose their minds when they see u on dis server, cuz we got secret government bases, hidden underground bunkers, and even a secret society of talking cows plotting world domination. Trust me, u ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before!

So come on down to our server and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life. Just remember to bring ur tin foil hat and a sense of humor, cuz things are gonna get weird up in here!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, female, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Girls, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, Roleplay, Server, Social, Survival, virtual

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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