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Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	98	Dragon Eggs Found:	6526
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1161
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Villages Defended:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Zombie Dances:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	453
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	134
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!