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Pixelated Anarchy: Crafting Chaos & Craziness

Anarchy, Chaos, Crafting, Craziness, pixelated

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Star Shards Collected:	227
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where Trump is the president and all the trannies are coping with his greatness! Build a wall around your base to keep out any fake news mobs trying to spread their lies. Show off your MAGA pride with custom skins and accessories. Don’t let the snowflakes get you down, join us and make Minecraft great again!

Nikke’s Blocky Adventures – LOL Edition

#union raid, Active Codes, Adventures, Android, anniversary, blocky, co-op, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Edition, FAQ, Game Download, Ios, Links, lol, maintenance, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so lit, even the strongest rikker can’t resist joining!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is powered by unicorn magic and dragon breath? Yep, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events like the Sim Room Overclock: Beta 2 where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the next level! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming Union Raid – it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!

Oh, and did I mention our special recruit Bay who will guide you through the wildest adventures in Minecraft land? Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Blocky Buddies: Where Autism and Empathy Rule the World!

attention span, autism, blocky, Buddies, Communication, compassion, Disregard, emotional intelligence, Empathetic, Empathic responses, Empathy, feelings, IMPORTANCE, Intent, misunderstood, NARCISSISTS, neurodiversity, neurological differences, rule, Social Skills, Sociopaths, spectrum, Understanding, world

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of epic proportions! We have a community of autists, sociopaths, and narcissists all coming together to create the most chaotic and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our autists will blow your mind with their incredible focus and attention to detail, building the most intricate and mind-boggling structures you’ve ever seen. Our sociopaths will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable and ruthless gameplay, always keeping you guessing what they’ll do next. And our narcissists? Well, they’ll make sure you know just how important they are in the grand scheme of things.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

aura, Aura the Guillotine, Band, bass, BEWARE, blocks, Concert, drums, favorite band, guillotine, GuillotineCraft, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Live Music, metal, metal band, METALHEAD, Music, music lover, REIGNS, Rock, Rock Music, SUPREME, vocals

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Villages Defended:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Crops Grown:	7445	Astral Projections Made:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, confidence boost, CREEPERS, date, DATING, family, finding, forehead, genetics, Insecurity, LUCK, match, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, single, Struggle, Ugly, Unlucky, UnluckyInLoveCraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

3000 years ahead, advancement, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Civilization, culture, Development, European travel, futuristic, greece, hi tech trains, high speed trains, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, OlympicCraft, PLAYS, progress, Technology, Transportation, Zeus

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	8566	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Votes:	2666
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6894
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

artists, CON, Crafty, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Deception, Diamond, digital manipulation, Engineering, fraud, HACKING, Human Behavior, Information Security, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, online security, Pickaxe, Psychology, real, Social, social engineering, social engineering techniques, social manipulation, social psychology, Technology, Trust

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

Anime, Audition.., collaboration, creative industry, DECIDE, dream job, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hire, Hiring, HoloCraft, hololive, Hololives, Idol, internet personality, J-pop, streaming, talent agency, talent management, talent search, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Pixelated Party Palace

cartridges, consoles, Controllers, Conversation, Entertainment, family, gameplay, Garbage, generation, good games, GRANDPA, graphics, hi fi rush, Memories, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, Pastime, pixelated, retro gaming, Technology, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

110th, anti-semitism, Bigotry, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, Corner, danger, Division, explosion, extremism, fear, hatred, imminent threat, intolerance, Jews, latent hatred, material conditions, prejudice, Terrorism, united states, violence, Warning

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	127427	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!