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Virgin GF Minecraft Server

coping, double standards, emotional baggage, Insecurity, Intimacy, mental health, Minecraft, normies, purity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, Server, sexual expectations, sexual experience, sexual history, societal pressure, societal standards, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Virgin, virgin girlfriend, VIRGINITY

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by used goods? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is a virgin and no one has ever been spunked on! Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the horrors of Chad and his conquests. Build your own virgin paradise and never worry about settling for used goods again. Join us and embrace the purity of Minecraft!

The Voted Minecraft SMP King

Choice, comedy, decision, Decision making, election, election results, funny, humor, humor in politics, King, Laughing Out Loud, Laughter, Minecraft, mistake, political humor, Politics, refunds, regret, smp, voted, voter’s remorse, Voting, voting consequences, voting process

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Towns Built:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.

Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!

😈 LuckyWorld 😈 Survival, Bedwars, PVP🔥 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, beautiful spawn, Bed wars, Bedwars, build battle, Castle Battle, Cheap donations, Clans, cs go, Deathrun, donation services, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Ip:, kind admins, Kind Players, Latest Version, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minigames, Mob Arena, No dupes, No Lags, one block, Paintball, Parkour, PvP, Quake, self-built, Shop, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transformations, Website, Weddings

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

▒ »> Our project LuckyWorld | IP: mclucky.net

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▒ ➥ Latest version

▒ ➥ Clans

▒ ➥ Cool MiniGames

▒ ➥ Weddings

▒ ➥ No dupes or lags

▒ ➥ Very kind admins and players!

▒ ➥ Transformations, clans, lucky blocks!

▒ ➥ Shop – /warp shop

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⏺ Self-built beautiful spawn!

⏺ Cheap donation services

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Our IP: mclucky.net

Our website: https://lucky-world.ru/

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Neet Kunoichi’s Cozy Minecraft Server

action, Anime, BODYGUARD, comedy, Cozy, Demons, friendship, Genius Kunoichi, homemaking skills, japanese animation, kunoichi, Kunoichis, Lazy Otaku, living together, Manga, Minecraft, Nazeka Dousei Hajimemashita, NEET, Neet Kunoichi, neet lifestyle, Otaku, pampering, romance, Salaryman, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of being attacked by demons and saved by a lazy otaku NEET ninja! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious hijinks, and heartwarming moments of Tsukasa pampering Shizuri like she’s a princess.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a talented staff, including the director who brought you Bamboo Blade and Sora no Otoshimono. And let’s not forget about our amazing theme songs, like “Neet In Jam” by REAL AKIBA BOYS – a song so catchy, even the demons can’t resist dancing to it!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself living with a lazy ninja and becoming a master of homemaking skills in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Minecraft SMP – Epic Seven General

#pantsu, Aria, cope, Dark Corvus, Epic, epic seven, general, Guilds, Increased Rates, kane, Last Rider Krau, Lucklets, Minecraft, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Pirate Captain Flan, Resources, Scroll of Shadows, smp, Twisted Eidolon Kayron, Tyrant’s Descent, update, Westwind Executioner Schuri, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Star Shards Collected:	294	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more epic than summoning a 5* Last Rider Krau in Epic Seven? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We’ve got resources that will make your diamond mining skills look like child’s play, and our raids are so intense they make Yuffine’s Raid Boss Guide look like a bedtime story.

And don’t forget about our legendary /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, and Partyvan. Make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting or risk being banished to the Netori guild (just kidding…maybe).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Gossip Streamers Minecraft Server

gossip, Minecraft, Server, Streamers

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the “Emi shit talking Miz behind his back edition” where you can witness all the juicy gossip unfold in real-time.

Ever wonder why Emi’s friend randomly tweeted about her talking smack the day after they had a conversation? Well, on our server, you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous situation and maybe even start some drama of your own!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous reasons to join, like secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and plenty of tea-spilling moments, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows what drama will unfold next!

µCraft SMP – Torrent Edition

2.., 2.2.1, Bug Fix, bugfix, Client, Download, Edition, Features, file sharing, internet, new version, Peer-to-peer, Release, smp, software, software update, Technology, torrent, torrent client, update, Upgrade, µCraft, µTorrent

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3111
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers with lame clients that crash all the time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your shitty client because we only accept players who have upgraded to the almighty µTorrent 2.2.1!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities. Join us and witness the majestic beauty of our dolphin-made structures that will leave you in awe.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures guarded by a pack of ninja chickens. Only the bravest and most skilled players can navigate through the traps and challenges to claim the loot for themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Upgrade to µTorrent 2.2.1, join our server, and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of ninja chickens).

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

#clues, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, Conspiracy, crime, Deception, detective, Evidence, hidden, interrogation, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 205186076, Party, plot twist, Police, Secrets, Server, suspects, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9157
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Votes:	687
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure craziness!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling giant chickens with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a friendly Ender Dragon who loves to give out hugs (watch out for those sharp scales though!).

Our server is so wacky that even the creepers have started a dance party in the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the villagers, who have formed a secret society dedicated to pranking unsuspecting players.

So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep). See you there, if you dare!

Jewish GF Hanukkah Minecraft SMP

Celebrating Together, cultural celebrations, cultural diversity, dating preferences, festive gatherings, festive occasions, Girlfriend, Hanukkah, holiday traditions, interfaith relationships, Jewish, Jewish culture, love, Minecraft, multicultural relationships, Open-mindedness, partner’s traditions, relationships, religious beliefs, religious holidays, romantic gestures, smp

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6373	Void Gems Collected:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	122

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience some truly wild adventures!

Join us and you might find yourself in a situation where you have to celebrate Hanukkah with a Jewish girlfriend you didn’t even know you had! Who knew mining for diamonds could lead to such unexpected relationships?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

/HiRyS/ Minecraft Server

acrylics, archives, Clear folder, Covers and Collab songs, ENReco, Fan, gravity, HiRyS, hololive, Jet tag, merch, Minecraft, nephilim, OMOCAT Merch, Originals, PLUSHIE, Promise Mini series, Server, SmolRyS plushie, Starter Merch, Twilight, Valentines Merch, Voicepacks

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7121
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where you can join in on the chaos and mayhem like never before!

We’ve got Nephilim running around causing mischief, TwiLight streaming live from the Nether, and merch so cool it’ll make your diamond armor jealous.

Join us for the promise mini-series where you’ll embark on epic quests with your favorite Minecraft characters. Need a break from the action? Snag yourself a SmolRyS plushie and cuddle up while you watch the sun set over our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Acrylics, voice packs, and even an OMOCAT collab that will blow your mind. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!