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Frieren’s Fight Club: Where Creepers Cry and Steve’s Fly

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of boring, realistic Minecraft servers where you can’t jump 40 meters high without a good excuse? Look no further! Join our server where magic battles are a daily occurrence and humans are buffed to the extreme with just a regular diet and exercise routine.

Ever wanted to see swordsmen cutting through mountains or taking lethal blows without dying? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our diverse party makeup will keep you on your toes as you navigate through the ridiculousness of peak human abilities.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the insanity for yourself! Who needs explanations when you have this much fun?

PolishRussianCraft: Where you’ll never know if it’s borscht or pierogi on the menu!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	109
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	New Chunks Explored:	39210
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	17

Come join our Minecraft server and find out if she’s Polish or Russian! We have a whole village dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with a giant potato statue and a dance floor where you can show off your best Slavic moves. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of pierogies and vodka. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun!

SheepishCraft: Where the Welsh are the real MVPs of Minecraft!

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old English players? Well, come join our server where we have a theory that the Welsh are just Wal-Mart brand English! Join us as we explore this wild and wacky theory while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located in a secret underground lair beneath a Welsh castle. So come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cash Grab: Where Minecraft is more expensive than your college tuition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7381
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	145
Ores Mined:	9814	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Buildings Constructed:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is cheap and easy to get? Well, look no further because our server is still very expensive! Why would you want things to be affordable when you can struggle and grind for hours just to get a single diamond? It’s the ultimate test of patience and determination!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive chicken and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can actually talk. Imagine the conversations you could have with a ghostly creeper while mining for resources!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of high prices, diamond-laying chickens, and chatty creepers. It’s an adventure like no other!

Pixelated Potholes: Where Creepers Drive By in Shitty Trucks

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	68
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pesky mobs in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a special potion that turns them into friendly Mexican villagers who will help you build and mine all day long! Join now and experience the ultimate multicultural Minecraft experience. Plus, our server is so secure, you won’t have to worry about any drive-by truck incidents interrupting your gameplay. So come on in and let the fun begin!

Blocky Fantasy Funhouse: Minecraft Server for GBF Lovers! #10526

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Animals Bred:	154	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Zombie Dances:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for our 10th Birthday Bonus Bash where you can get 200 Login Crystals, go on a Campaign-Exclusive Quest, enjoy 2x XP/RP, and even get Zero Hostmat Cost! And that’s not all, we have an Extra Drop Campaign (Wind) where you can collect all the wind you want!

And if you think that’s all, think again! We have the Rise of the Beasts Character, Weapon FLB & Wonder event happening on 04/21. And don’t forget about the Side Story: No Rain, No Rainbow in April – it’s going to be a wild ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience all the craziness and fun we have to offer. Don’t miss out on all the epic adventures and events we have planned for you. See you in the game!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Minecraft meets Maury Povich! Find out who’s the real daddy in this hilarious server!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	405591	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than Sarah’s unknown daddy? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Akamatsu can’t keep up with the drama. Join us and uncover the secrets of Julia’s past as a single mom on the run with Seta and Haruka. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon the truth behind Sarah’s lineage while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Pic N’ Pick Server: Where Numbers Match Hilarious Pics! LOL

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just pick a number and we’ll show you a corresponding pic from our folder. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed. So come on in and join the madness!

Crafty Druglords: Where Creeper Dealers Rule the Blocks

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	281	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the drug dealers look like regular villagers? Well, look no further because on our server, drug dealers are decked out in diamond armor and ride around on enchanted pigs! Join now for a chance to buy some “potions” that will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any side effects such as turning into a chicken). So come on down to our wacky world where the drug dealers are the real MVPs!