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SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	181	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

CraftyVShojo, froot, geega, Geega LIVE, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, Mata, mel, Melathon, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, Server, vshojo, VShojo vtubers, VShojo+ General, Vtubers, zen

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Star Shards Collected:	176
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP

age, age guessing, age guessing challenge, age guessing game, age guessing puzzle, age guessing question, age guessing quiz, age guessing riddle, age guessing test, age inquiry, age query, age question, aging, birthdate, Birthday, CraftyAgeMinecraftSMP, current age, getting older, how old, time passing, Years

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Items Found:	4865
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). As you wander around, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena in the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who is said to have the power to turn any block into a diamond block with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it that he only appears to those who truly embrace the chaos of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell).

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3608
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	1579
Mines Excavated:	2633	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Towns Built:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

NoPay4Ohio Minecraft SMP

least favorite states, Minecraft, NoPay4Ohio, smp, states to avoid, states to skip, travel aversions, travel blacklist, travel deal-breakers, travel detours, travel dislikes, travel exclusions, travel limitations, travel no-gos, travel opinions, travel pet peeves, travel preferences, travel restrictions, travel turn-offs, travel veto list, unappealing states, undesirable destinations, unwanted travel

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Star Shards Collected:	160	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the only state you couldn’t pay us to go to is the State of Confusion! Yes, that’s right, our server is so wild and wacky that even the most daring adventurers would rather face a horde of creepers than navigate the treacherous terrain of Confusion State. Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and uncover hidden treasures guarded by talking llamas. Who needs real states when you can explore the insanity of Confusion State in Minecraft?

AnxietyCraft

anxiety, anxiety management, anxiety relief, anxiety symptoms, anxiety triggers, anxiety triggers and coping strategies, anxiety triggers at work, anxiety triggers examples, anxiety triggers in daily life, anxiety triggers in relationships, anxiety triggers list, AnxietyCraft, coping with anxiety, fear, mental health, panic attacks, phobias, stress, triggers, triggers of anxiety

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are creepers blowing up your builds giving you major anxiety? Join our Minecraft server where creepers are banned for their reckless behavior! No more unexpected explosions ruining your day, just pure, peaceful building and mining fun!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw epic raves every night. Join them for some bacon-flavored beats and party like you’ve never partied before!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft millionaire?

So come on down to our server and leave your anxiety at the door – because here, the only thing you’ll be worried about is how to top your latest epic build or out-dance those funky pigs!

Walkers2Maps

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, ancient technology, cartography, city distance, city mapping, distance calculation, distance measurement, eratosthenes, geographic measurement, geographic technology, google maps, historical measurement, historical technology, Mapping, modern navigation, modern technology, navigation, trained walkers, travel technology, Walkers2Maps

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	197	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

lol imagine if eratosthenes had minecraft back in the day, he would have totally used this server to measure the distance between cities. but no, he had to use trained walkers, what a boomer move. now we have google maps, but who needs that when you can join our epic minecraft server and measure distances the fun way? come join us and be a part of history in the making, just like eratosthenes but way cooler. plus, we have flying pigs and talking llamas, so why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, don’t be a square, join us now!