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CraftyJailbaitMC Server

bored, corrupt, CraftyJailbaitMC, dm, HIGH, icky videos, IneedPeach, kik, Server, slut

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Mines Excavated:	2401
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3297
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground rave party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant evil chicken that’s terrorizing the land. And trust us, this chicken is no joke – it’s armed with laser eyes and a bad attitude.

So what are you waiting for? Slide into our DMs on Kik at IneedPeach and let’s get this party started! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

HousePartyMinecraftSMP

al, Alabama, ann arbor, arkansas, athens, Baylor, cfb, Clemson, college football, college station, colorado, Delaware State, Dublin, Fantasy Football, Florida State, GA, georgia, Georgia Tech, Hawaii, hi, Honolulu, HousePartyMinecraftSMP, ireland, Las Vegas, lincoln, lsu, Mi, Michigan, NE, Nebraska, Nevada, North Dakota State, Notre Dame, NV, OK, Oklahoma State, PAC12afterdark., penn state, pick em, RENO, salt lake city, south florida, Southern Cal, Southern Methodist, Stillwater, texas, Texas A&M, Tuscaloosa, tx, ut, Utah, Week One, week two, Week Zero, West Virginia

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	1040
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7925

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama and excitement than a college football game in Dublin, Ireland! Join us for epic battles like #14 Clemson taking on #1 Georgia in Athens, GA, where the winner gets a diamond sword of ultimate power!

Don’t miss out on the showdown between South Florida and Alabama in Tuscaloosa, AL – the loser has to build a statue of the winner out of obsidian! And let’s not forget about the epic clash between Baylor and #12 Utah in Salt Lake City, UT, where the loser has to mine for diamonds for the winner for a week straight!

Join us for all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft SMP – it’s like college football on steroids, but with creepers instead of linebackers! Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin!

Name: “CraftyAh Minecraft Server”

advice, baby names, BIAS, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, CraftyAh, Decision making, ex-partner, family, Fatherhood, Minecraft, naming your child, Opinions, outside perspective., parenting, Pregnancy, relationships, Server, Support, Trust, unique names

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of dealing with baby daddy drama and need a break from real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape into a world where your ex’s opinion doesn’t matter and you can name your virtual baby whatever you want without any judgment.

Our server is a safe haven for pregnant players looking for a peaceful and drama-free environment. Build your dream nursery, explore virtual maternity wards, and even participate in virtual Lamaze classes with other expectant players.

And don’t worry about your ex finding out about your virtual adventures – our server is a secret hideaway where you can relax and have fun without any unwanted drama. So come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can be the queen of your own baby naming kingdom!

WeddingCraftAutismBan

after party, aita, anger issues, autistic brother, behavioral problems, blowout tantrum, Caretaker, ceremony, close relationship, Fairness, family, inclusion, medication, neurodiversity, parents, selfish, special needs, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingCraftAutismBan

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Ores Mined:	1736	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	98
Reality Warps Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring family drama ruining your special day? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of wedding planning with your highly autistic brother who has severe anger issues and behavioral problems.

On our server, everyone is welcome, even if they hate weddings and refuse to take medication. We provide a safe space for all, complete with caretakers to watch over your loved ones while you build, explore, and have a blast.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind. Who needs a wedding ceremony when you can have an epic after party in Minecraft instead? Don’t be selfish – invite your whole dysfunctional family to join in on the fun!

GraveSecretsMC SMP

CLANDESTINE, Classified, Concealed, Confidential, Covert, GraveSecretsMC, hidden, INTIMATE, Mysterious, Personal, Private, Secrets, Sensitive, smp, undisclosed, Untold

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? Go for it! Want to start a war with your neighbors over who has the best potato farm? Bring it on!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society on the server where players share their deepest, darkest secrets. Want to confess to stealing your friend’s diamonds? Need to get something off your chest about that time you accidentally burned down half the village? Our secret society is the place to spill the beans – just make sure you can handle the consequences!

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where chaos reigns, secrets are spilled, and the only limit is your imagination? Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveConnections

Acts of kindness, Affection, appreciation, building connections, Communication, CraftyLoveConnections, Empathy, everyday gestures, fostering intimacy, Gratitude, love, loyalty, patience, positive interactions, quality time, simple gestures, small gestures, strengthen relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	7345
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing chickens, where every tree you chop down turns into a giant rainbow unicorn, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mysterious creature that roams the land and grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to convince the Diamond Pig to turn their entire house into a giant disco ball!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

CraftyRefugees

aid, asylum seekers, border, Conflict, controversy, CraftyRefugees, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Europe, Government, Homeless, humanitarian, Hungary, immigration, international relations, policy, Political, Refugee Crisis, Ukrainian refugees

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where the government of Hungary is, like, so obsessed with minecraft that they start making Ukrainian refugees homeless just so they can join their server. like, they’re all like “sorry, gotta kick you out of your homes, we need more players in our minecraft world.” it’s, like, so messed up but also, like, so hilarious. come join us on this wild server where anything goes, even if it means kicking people out of their homes for some blocky fun. it’s gonna be a riot, trust me.

OG PVP Lifesteal: Where Netherite is Banned and Crystal PvP is a Myth. Join Now!

1.21, acceptance, apply, banned, Community, crystal, Discord, elytras, end crystals, ender pearls, Fun, Grinding, Join, LifeSteal, Myth, netherite, new players, process, PvP, Respawn Anchors, Riptide Tridents, rules, smp, totems of undying, Whitelisted

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Farms Harvested:	385
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

OG PVP Lifesteal Server Overview

Server Type	PvP
Prohibited Items	Totems of Undying, Netherite, Ender Crystals, Respawn Anchors, Ender Pearls, Riptide Tridents, Elytras
Unique Features	Easier PvP for new players, Easy adjustment for long-time players, Less grinding, More fun

If you’re interested in joining, apply here on our Discord server. We accept plenty of people and the process is easy. We can’t wait to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use totems of undying on the server?	No, totems of undying are prohibited on our server.
Are netherite items allowed?	No, netherite items are not allowed on the server.
Can I use ender pearls for PvP?	No, ender pearls are banned while fighting someone on the server.
Is there a specific process for joining the server?	Yes, you can apply on our Discord server with the provided link. The process is simple and we accept plenty of applicants.

SnackAttack Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, calorie, diet, Dinner, eating habits, excess, Food, funny, gluttony, guilty pleasure, humor, indulgence, Lifestyle, Minecraft, overeating, portion control, self-control, Server, snack, SnackAttack, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	393	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be snacking on 3000 calorie virtual treats all day long! Our pixelated pigs are stuffed with bacon-wrapped cookies and our cows produce milkshakes instead of milk. You’ll never go hungry in our world, that’s for sure! Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples give you super strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands. So come join us and feast like an American after dinner!