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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 1266 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
Looking for a wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special surprise for you – my girlfriend’s tits! That’s right, you heard me. We love to share her pics as our usual catchphrase, so if you’re into that sort of thing, this is the place for you.
But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and insane stories. Like the time we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance-off in the town square. Or when we built a rollercoaster that went straight into a volcano. And let’s not forget the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of evil villagers.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see what kind of shenanigans we get up to. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server!
