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BlockyBinders Minecraft Server

BlockyBinders, body image, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaid Dress, chest binder, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Decision making, dress fitting, emotional, friendship, Insecurity, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, self esteem, Server, SHAPEWEAR, social pressure, Support, Wedding, wedding day

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5419
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable fashion choices.

Experience the thrill of trying on virtual bridesmaid dresses, only to have the bride reject them because “it’s not how you wear it, sweetie.” Will you survive the emotional rollercoaster of trying to please a bride who is more insecure than a creeper in daylight?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready to rock a chest binder in-game, because apparently that’s the key to making the bride feel less insecure. Feel the pain of squeezing your virtual DDs into a binder while questioning your life choices.

Join our server for a wedding experience like no other, where you’ll question if you should even attend the big day or risk being labeled as the ultimate AH. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join now!

AnxietyCraft: No Judgement Zone

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, Emotional support, emotional wellbeing, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, judgement, mental health, panic attack, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-preservation, setting limits, Social Interaction, Support, Understanding, Zone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	700173	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Love Letters Sent:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your friend’s bruised knee panic attack! Join us for a world of adventure, where the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, without the constant texts about minor injuries. We promise there will be no knee-related drama here, only epic quests and pixelated adventures.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world behind – because let’s face it, dealing with your friend’s knee anxiety is more exhausting than fighting off creepers in Minecraft!

CraftyPutinPeaceTalks

Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinPeaceTalks, Crisis, dialogue, Diplomacy, direct talks, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, resolution, russia, summit, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!

Eggcellent Heart Saver Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol, diet, disease prevention, egg consumption, Eggcellent, eggs, findings, health benefits, health study, Healthy Eating, Heart, Heart Disease, heart health, High cholesterol, Longevity, mortality, nutrition, Prevention, research, risk reduction, Saver, Server, study

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna reduce your risk of dying from heart disease by 29%? well, do i have the server for you! on this epic minecraft server, we believe in the power of eggs. that’s right, eggs! eat between one and six eggs a week and watch your heart disease death risk plummet.

our players swear by the egg diet, even if they have high cholesterol levels. join us on this wild ride of egg-citement and see the incredible health benefits for yourself. who knew that the key to immortality was just a few eggs away?

so what are you waiting for? come join our egg-tastic server and start cracking those eggs for a healthier, happier life. and remember, on this server, we yolkingly take health seriously.

Regelia

armor, collaboration, Community, Conquest, Culinary, Diplomacy, Fairness, Farming, Fun, Geopolitics, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, Minecraft, Regelia, Roleplay, Server, SUPREME COURT, weapons

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	1802
Divine Spears Created:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2344	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Geopolitical Kingdoms Minecraft Server

Overview
Join a server where you can craft, create, and conquer in a world of Geopolitical Kingdoms. Claim lands, name your kingdom, and participate in a player-driven Supreme Court. Utilize custom addons for magic, knights, and farming to enhance your gameplay experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided: https://discord.gg/zKEUQ4gRKN. Follow the application process in the rules channel to start your adventure in Regelia.
Q: What roles can I take on in Regelia? A: You can be a Builder, creating castles and towns; a Politician, forming alliances or rivalries; a Judge, shaping server laws in the Supreme Court; or a Leader, assisting the server as a Moderator.
Q: Why should I join Regelia? A: Join to build your legacy, create player-driven stories, shape the community, and experience custom addons such as Epic Knights, A Magic Way, and Farmer’s Delight.
Q: How can I make a difference in Regelia? A: Apply to be a candidate for the Supreme Court to change server rules and enhance everyone’s experience. You can also apply to be a Moderator to help maintain fairness and fun.
Q: Is Regelia an inclusive server? A: Yes, Regelia is inclusive and collaborative, allowing all players to shape the server through their actions and decisions.

Free Country Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, Apology, AUTHORITY, control, Country, Democracy, Expression, free, freedom, Government, injustice, Liberty, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Oppression, Politics, protest, Rebellion, resistance, RIGHTS, rules, society, Speech, world

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1482	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this place is like a virtual utopia where you can escape the sick, twisted world we live in.

On this server, you can build your own crazy creations and let your imagination run wild. It’s like therapy for your brain, man.

Plus, the community here is lit AF. You’ll meet all sorts of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to the real world. It’s time to get lost in this epic Minecraft adventure!

WeddingSwagCraft

dress code, fashion, fashion choices, formal wear, outfit choice, overdressed, passive aggressive behavior, social etiquette, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding fashion, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest attire etiquette, Wedding guest dress, wedding guest dress code, wedding guest fashion, Wedding guest outfit, wedding guest style, WeddingSwagCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Ores Mined:	3095
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dressing up is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can show off your fanciest pixelated attire and strut your stuff down the virtual aisle.

Don’t worry about being overdressed, because on this server, the more extravagant, the better! We want you to feel like a Minecraft princess in your silk bias-cut dress, just like Kiera Knightley in Atonement (minus the sash, of course).

But be warned, the bride might get jealous of your stunning outfit and start throwing passive-aggressive shade your way. Don’t let her rain on your virtual parade – show off that dress with pride and let the compliments roll in from your fellow blocky friends.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where drama unfolds over dress choices and where you can be the belle of the blocky ball. Who knew a virtual wedding could cause so much pixelated chaos? Join now and let the fun begin!

QualiFRIEDChicken – Minecraft SMP

appointment process, confirmation hearings, confirmation process, confirmations, government appointments, government hearings, government positions, government procedures, government qualifications, judicial confirmations, judicial nominations, Minecraft, political appointments, political confirmations, political hearings, Political process, political qualifications, qualification requirements, QualiFRIEDChicken, senate confirmations, senate hearings, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the best thing ever, trust me. So like, you know how in real life you have to go through all these interviews and stuff to get a job? Well, on this server, there are no qualifications needed to join. You could literally be a potato and they would still let you in.

But get this, the confirmation hearings are like, the most hilarious part. They ask you the most random questions like “How many chickens can you fit in a minecart?” and “Do you prefer cake or pie?” It’s so dumb but so freaking funny.

And the best part is, they confirm everyone anyway. Like, even if you answer all the questions wrong, they still let you join. It’s like a big joke, but in a good way. So if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and qualifications don’t matter, this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AnonCraft: Exposing Blocks!

#hacktivism, Accountability, activism, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, blocks, Corruption, cyber attacks, cyber criminals, Cyber Security, digital activism, digital rights, Exposing, government corruption, hacktivist group, Internet freedom, Justice, online activism, online anonymity, online privacy, transparency, Whistleblower

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Animals Bred:	159	Star Shards Collected:	76
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of searching for anonymous and their elusive antics? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, anonymous is actually a group of mischievous Endermen who are constantly exposing corruption in the form of stealing blocks from unsuspecting players’ builds! Join us if you want to witness the chaos unfold and maybe even join in on the fun by becoming an honorary member of the Enderman squad.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the players. Will you join forces with the pigs or will you fight against them to maintain order in this crazy world?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable land!

Sponge Clean Oil – Minecraft

clean, deep-sea organisms, deep-sea research, deep-sea sponge, Environmental Science, environmental technology, filter, innovative filtration, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine pollution, Minecraft, ocean cleanup, Oil, oil spill cleanup, oil spill remediation, oil spills, PHYSICS., pollution control, Sponge, sponge-inspired technology, sustainable solutions, sustainable technology, water filtration

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, like, you ever wanted to be a deep-sea sponge cleaning up oil spills? well, now you can on our minecraft server! join us and be the hero the ocean needs. you’ll be swimming through virtual oil spills, soaking up all that gross stuff like a boss. plus, you’ll get to hang out with other sponges and have epic underwater battles. come on, don’t be a square, join us now and save the ocean!