Armagnac Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The one… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of drama and redemption! Our server is filled with players who love to stir up controversy and then pretend like they were always fans of whatever they were trashing. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky graphics and creepers trying to blow up your house. So come on, join us and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of fake fandom and backstabbing NPCs. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Enchantments Applied:	88
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine building your dream castle while fending off hordes of zombie chickens and exploding sheep. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mobs that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! We have secret dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and even a talking cow who gives out quests. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for the lurking seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re always up to no good. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

Big Steaming Minecraft SMP Dump

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!

But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!

Blessed Women Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where women are worshipped like goddesses and duality reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious antics.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by a group of friendly llamas who taught them how to build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks. But that’s not all – they also discovered a secret underground disco party where the skeletons were busting out some killer dance moves!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who challenge players to a game of tic-tac-toe for a chance to win it all. And let’s not forget about the giant chickens that roam the land, clucking their way into players’ hearts.

So come on down to our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it – after all, who doesn’t love a good dose of duality and women power in their gaming experience?

NoHateJustCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	239

Are you tired of boring old Slavic languages with their confusing grammar rules and difficult pronunciations? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We promise you won’t have to deal with any of that nonsense here.

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting vowels, merging letters, and pronouncing palatalized R’s like a pro. Forget about cases and diacritics, we keep it simple and fun in our world.

And don’t even get us started on those long vowels and pesky loanwords. We’ve got a whole new language system that will have you laughing and learning at the same time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of linguistic hilarity!

CapybaraWorld Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auto-mine, Beginner, CapybaraWorld, CASE, donation, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

The best beginner server for anarchy, for 5 hours of play a free donation case.

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never stops! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an attractive, decently popular character who has been around for years. But get this – her whole backstory is practically begging to have some spicy fan-made content made about her. And yet, there is not a single piece of lewd art to be found anywhere! It’s like a mystery waiting to be solved, a challenge for the bravest of adventurers. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind this scandalous lack of porn on our server!

Unfix Hololive Minecraft SMP – It’s Totally Unfair!

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and hilarity in your gameplay experience? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we have a mission to unfix Hololive! Why, you ask? Because the virtual idols have taken over the server and turned everything upside down with their shenanigans!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to undo the chaos caused by Hololive, from building giant statues of anime girls to battling virtual zombies controlled by the idols themselves. But beware, the idols are always watching and ready to prank unsuspecting players with their mischievous antics.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness, come join our Minecraft SMP and help us unfix Hololive once and for all!

Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	9912
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!