ARMA: Armed Assault Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Ores Mined:	3207
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	1653
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	4973	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Potions Brewed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Animals Bred:	147
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	3479	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	New Chunks Explored:	397181
Divine Spears Created:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2351	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Votes:	7082	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runes Activated:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1536
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Animals Bred:	72	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	258	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	7501	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Mom’s Euro Adventure

1 Year Old Son, Adventure, aita, Cancer, center of attention, Chemo cycles, Divorced, Draining excitement., EURO, Europe, European Vacation, family, Family commitments, Family in Portugal, family trip, Feeding schedules, Fights, flexible schedule, Flight, Friends, grandmother, irritated, London, moms, Monitoring, Nightmare, opportunity, Out of state family, portugal, quality time, Remember trip, Sleeping schedules, Stage 4 Cancer, Taking Mom, Wife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	4096
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of constantly monitoring your one-year-old on vacation? Want to focus on yourself and have a blast without worrying about nap schedules and feeding times? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your only worry is building the coolest structures!

We understand the struggle of trying to plan a trip with family members who just don’t get it. That’s why our server is the perfect getaway for some quality “me time.” No more arguments about who gets to visit family in Europe or missing out on once-in-a-lifetime experiences.

Come join us and let loose in a world where the only drama is deciding what block to use next. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make new friends who understand the importance of solo adventures. Say goodbye to fights about vacation plans and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft paradise!

HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe

Blame, blame game, Conflict, Diplomacy, geopolitical maneuvering, Houthis, Houthis aggression, Houthis military, HouthisHitIsraelButWeStaySafe, international relations, iran, Iran foreign policy, Iran influence, Iran strategy, Iran support, israel attack, Israel defense, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East dynamics, Politics, regional tensions

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Potions Brewed:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	5189	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta team up with ur buddies to take down the big bad bosses? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro. we got factions fighting each other like it’s world war 3, except with creepers and skeletons instead of tanks and missiles.

u wanna join cuz we got this crazy story line where the houthis from iran are teaming up with us to take down israel, but don’t worry, we’re keeping our distance so we don’t get blamed for any of the chaos. it’s like a real-life political drama, but in minecraft form.

plus, we got custom plugins and mods that will blow ur mind. wanna ride a dragon into battle? we got u covered. wanna build a castle that can withstand a nuclear blast? we got u covered. wanna prank ur friends by turning their house into a giant toilet? we got u covered.

so come join the madness, where alliances are made and broken, where wars are fought and won, and where anything is possible. just don’t forget to bring ur sense of humor, cuz things can get pretty wild around here.