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SunCircleMoonOrbit

age, astronomical, Astronomy, Celestial, circle, Cosmic, Earth, Lunar, Months, Moon, Orbit, revolution, Rotation, Science, Solar, Space, Sun, SunCircleMoonOrbit, Time, Universe, Years

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LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT MOON ORBITING YOU AND SUN CIRCLING YOU, LIKE WTF HOW COOL IS THAT? U CAN LITERALLY FEEL LIKE A SPACE GOD WHILE PLAYING MINECRAFT.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FULL OF LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND MONOCLES. THEY THROW DIAMONDS AT YOU AS A GREETING.

OH AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS? YEAH, YOU CAN MAKE A FORTUNE JUST BY HANGING OUT WITH A CHICKEN.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE SOME OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD SH*T, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE PROMISE YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

StressfulPupCraft

Animal Behavior, behavioral science, canine psychology, conserve energy, Disappointment, Dogs, emotional regulation, emotional well being, emotions, human stress, mental health, mood regulation, negative emotional state, olfactory senses, pessimistic choices, pet behavior, scent detection, stress effects, stress impact, stress response, StressfulPupCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where dogs are the rulers and humans are the peasants! the smell of human stress affects the dogs’ emotions and makes them make more pessimistic choices, like not letting humans mine diamonds! but don’t worry, the dogs are just conserving energy to avoid disappointment when the humans inevitably mess things up. join now for a chance to overthrow the doggy dictatorship and claim your rightful place as the diamond mining master!

NEINtjes Realm

balance, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, Fun, Lands, MCMMO, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Server, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Welcome to NEINtje’s Realm!

Are you looking for a fun and welcoming Lands (Towny) server? This is your chance!

At NEINtje’s Realm we put a lot of effort into creating the best experience for players, it is you guys who we created the server for! Our core value is to listen to players whilst keeping balance, you can see it as a tug of war between balance and players’ needs! We also offer a lot of custom features which expand on the vanilla Minecraft experience instead of drastically altering it, so players are able to experience something new at their own pace! Want to find out more? Join our Discord and feel free to ask questions!

~ NEINtje’s Realm Staff Team

neintjesrealm.com

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3688
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	159	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Divine Spears Created:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3352	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Comprehensive arm hov Minecraft Servers

SunCircleMoonOrbit

Stats November 22, 2024

StressfulPupCraft

Stats November 22, 2024

NEINtjes Realm

Stats November 22, 2024

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Stats November 22, 2024

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Stats November 22, 2024

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

Stats November 22, 2024

NoBeds4BILTripUni

Stats November 22, 2024

CraftyNation

Stats November 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Animals Bred:	59	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Players Killed by Monsters:	1845

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4