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QuadriCareGoneWild

caregiver match, caregiver responsibilities, caregiving company, caregiving preferences, client abandonment, client care, client needs, client preferences, client safety, company policies, elder care, in-home caregiving, lack of communication, professional boundaries, public transportation, QuadriCareGoneWild, quadriplegic client, schedule conflicts, supervisor contact, transportation challenges

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	2947
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Items Found:	7517	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you have the right to choose not to mine with a certain block, the power to switch to a different biome if you don’t vibe with your current one, and the ability to build with players in your area because you don’t drive your own minecart!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories like the time a player tried to care for a paralyzed zombie but ended up rage quitting because they couldn’t handle the responsibility. Don’t worry, we won’t leave you stranded like that poor zombie – unless you’re into that kind of challenge!

So come on over and craft with us, where the only thing paralyzed is your ability to stop playing once you start!

Quote4U Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, Quote4U, smp

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3175	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	New Chunks Explored:	175432
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re feeling down, just remember the wise words of our server mascot, Sir Squishy the Chicken, who once said, “When life gives you creepers, make creeperade!” So come join us and let the madness begin!

CheeseCraftersUnited

aged, artisanal, best cheese, blue cheese, Brie, Camembert, cheddar, CheeseCraftersUnited, creamy, dairy, DELICIOUS, Favorite, feta, Food, French, gouda, Gourmet, Italian, opinion, SWISS, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	1599
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Are you tired of boring old servers that are as bland as a slice of American cheese? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! Our server is like the Gouda of Minecraft servers – smooth, creamy, and oh so delicious.

Join us and experience the cheesiest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of evil cows trying to steal your cheese to building a giant cheese fortress to protect yourself from the dreaded Cheese Monster, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheese Olympics, where players compete in events like cheese rolling, cheese stacking, and the infamous cheese eating contest. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cheese – what more could you ask for?

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of cheesiness, come join us on our server. Trust us, you won’t brie disappointed!

PakCraft Server: Southport Attack Hoax

arrest, Attack, charges, Court, crime, Disinformation, extremism, hoax, International, investigation, Legal, man, Misinformation, News, PakCraft, Pakistan, Propaganda, Server, Southport, SUSPECT, Terrorism, trial, uk

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

so, liek, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera in pakistan. we got this dude gettin charged over some crazy attack in southport, uk. but dont worry, our server is totally safe… unless u count the creeper explosions lol. join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this news story. plus, our community is so lit, u wont even miss all the fake news drama. so grab ur pickaxe and come mine with us, cuz this server is the bomb… literally.

RostovRaidersMC

air defense, border disputes, defense capabilities, defense systems, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international conflict, international relations, military conflict, military escalation, Military operations, military technology, missile strike, Rostov region, RostovRaidersMC, russia, russian military, S-300 missile system, Ukraine, Ukrainian military, WARFARE

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than Ukraine strikin’ a S-300 missile system in Russia’s Rostov region! We got mobs that’ll make u pee ur pants, and dungeons so tough even Herobrine would cry. Plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, so u’ll never feel alone in dis blocky world. Come join da fun, cuz we’re more lit than a nether portal party!

BifidoCraft: Brainy Baby Development

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8607
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

yo, so like, dis minecraft server be like no other, fam. lemme tell ya, if ya join dis server, ya gonna have da most lit time ever.

so get dis, right? da server got dis crazy feature where if ya mama had da right gut bacteria when she was preggo wit ya, den ya gonna have da best brain development in da game. like, imagine havin a big brain in minecraft, u gonna be buildin dem epic structures and redstone contraptions like a pro.

we got dis bacteria called Bifidobacterium breve, and if ya mama had dat in her gut during pregnancy, den u gonna be unstoppable in dis server. so come join us and let’s see if ya mama had da good bacteria to make u a minecraft genius. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride.

”’/pol/ Kingdom Minecraft Server”’

4chan, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, conspiracy theories, controversial, Digital culture, extremism, forum, free speech, internet culture, internet subculture, King of /pol/, Kingdom, meme, Minecraft, online activism, Online Community, online debate, POL, Politics, Server, social media, trolling

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2584
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Votes:	435	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic and meme-filled Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on King of /pol/ for a wild ride through the depths of internet culture and political satire.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was founded by a group of rogue meme lords who were banished from every other server for their outrageous shenanigans. Now, they roam the virtual lands of Minecraft, spreading chaos and hilarity wherever they go.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Imagine facing off against a horde of players wielding nothing but Pepe swords and NPC armor. It’s a sight to behold, my friend.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you see our custom builds. From giant statues of Harambe to pixel art of your favorite political figures, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

So come join us on King of /pol/ and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP

BBC meme, BBC_Bedrock_Bros_MinecraftSMP, better in bed, black men, controversial topics, cultural beliefs, Femanons, Interracial Relationships, raceplay fetish, racial dynamics, sexual experiences, sexual myths, sexual performance, sexual preferences, sexual satisfaction, sexual stereotypes, societal perceptions, Stereotypes, taboo subjects, tabooness

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got black men who are supposedly better in bed on average – who knew Minecraft could be so spicy? And don’t even get us started on the BBC meme, it’s practically a religion on our server. So if you’re looking for some wild adventures, outrageous stories, and maybe even a little raceplay fetish thrown in, then this is the place for you! Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other.

F*ckCraft: Build, Mine, Swear!

anger, BUILD, Communication, CURSE, cuss, emotion, emphasis, expletive, Expression, favourite, FckCraft, Frustration, fuck, Language, Profanity, Slang, Swear, taboo, Use, vulgarity, way, Word

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say “fuck” without getting banned? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you potty-mouthed players out there.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop the F-bomb in all its glory. Whether you’re cursing out creepers or just expressing your frustration at constantly dying in lava, this server is the place to let loose and embrace your inner sailor.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our server and let your profanity flag fly high. Just remember to watch your language around the villagers – they’re a sensitive bunch.

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, Europe, Geopolitics, incursion, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, leadership, Military, Minecraft, peace talks, Politics, putin, russia, School Massacre, SECURITY, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, War, world news

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ores Mined:	9889	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

LOL this server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cheese! Join now for the chance to battle Putin in a Minecraft showdown! We promise it’s more intense than Ukraine’s Kursk incursion (whatever that is)! Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat Putin, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal cheesiness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!