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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 3389 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 37 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 87 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!