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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8972 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 57 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 5627 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!
So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!