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Ark Ascended Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6424
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mines Excavated:	4042	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by dinos in Ark Survival Ascended? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from those prehistoric nightmares! Join us and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is the occasional creeper sneaking up on you.

Our server is so lit that even the most hardcore /v/ gamers have ditched their dinos for some good old blocky fun. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride pigs into battle or summon a squad of dancing llamas to protect you from enemies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” event? It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that will have you screaming with joy (or terror, we won’t judge).

So come on, leave those pesky dinos behind and join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs ascended survival when you can have epic block-building adventures with us?

CraftyWifeGiftFailz

appreciation, awkward, Communication, CraftyWifeGiftFailz, Disappointment, feelings, gift giving, Girlfriend, Gratitude, guys, Honesty, Manners, Polite, Presents, reddit, relationship, Surprises, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Wife, worst gift

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Hey fellow gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Join our server for a chance to battle against a giant Ender Dragon that can breakdance, or team up with your friends to build a castle made entirely out of cake. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly zombies who love to dance the Macarena.

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures imaginable? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WazzaniWarsMC

airstrikes, Al Wazzani, Al Wazzani town, Arab media, Attacks, border, Conflict, escalation, Friday morning, international news, Israel, Lebanon-Israel relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Military operations, ongoing situation, Reports, southern Lebanon, Tensions, violence, WazzaniWarsMC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up towns like Al Wazzani in southern Lebanon for funsies! we got crazy attacks happening all the time, it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta see it to believe it, it’s a total blast! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

MosquitoMishapMC

Accidental, danger, deadly disease, disease transmission, Fatal, fatal consequences, health risk, insect, mosquito, mosquito bite, mosquito control, mosquito-borne illness, MosquitoMishapMC, public health, unaware, unawareness, Unintentional, Unknowingly, UNNOTICED, vector-borne disease, Virus

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	2501	Towns Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Star Shards Collected:	65
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join a Minecraft server where someone once killed a mosquito with a deadly disease and didn’t even know it? That’s right, we’ve got all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server!

Join us for epic adventures, where the mobs are more scared of us than we are of them. We’ve got pigs riding on chickens, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. We’ve got secret treasure chests filled with stacks on stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and even a few Nether stars.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows. Let’s get crafting, baby!

CellDysfunctionCraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8059
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4653	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Animals Bred:	95	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s chain and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween night!

Join us and experience the madness of Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest of players can defeat this feathered fiend and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building epic structures out of bacon. Yes, you heard that right, bacon buildings! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come on down to Endothelial Cell Dysfunction: Onset, Progression, and Consequences and join the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get turned into a block of cheese by the evil Cheese Wizard, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

MineCrafty Epiphany Server

Abuse, attention seeking, Emotional Abuse, epiphany, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, historical treatment of women, Human Behavior, Kindness, minecrafty, Misogyny, past traditions, physical abuse, psychological effects, self worth, Server, social conditioning, societal expectations, societal norms, women’s behavior, women’s empowerment, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have uncovered the secret to why women were kind and loving in the past but are now a bunch of attention-seeking whores! It turns out, it all comes down to being beaten and abused emotionally and physically – the more you treat someone like crap, the kinder they become. It’s like a reverse psychology experiment gone wrong!

Join us as we dive into the depths of human behavior and uncover the mysteries of why people act the way they do. Explore our server and enjoy the revelation, my sons. Who knew that Minecraft could be so enlightening and entertaining at the same time? Come join us and see for yourself!

OrthoCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, Christianity, Church, Community, Conversion, denomination, doctrine, doubt, FAITH, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, nonconformity, OrthoCraft, Orthodox, Practice, Questioning, Religion, Server, spirituality, theology, tradition, Worship

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft heretic? Join our server and become a true believer in the ways of blocky Orthodoxy! Our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, with diamond rainbows and creeper angels roaming the land.

But beware, for the non-believers are lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your precious diamonds and turn you into a heretic. Only by joining our server can you protect yourself from their evil ways and bask in the glory of the blocky heavens.

So why aren’t you Orthodox, anon? Join our server today and let the power of the Minecraft gods guide you to victory!

LunchBoxLegends Minecraft Server

attitude, chicken salad, daughter’s appetite, disgusting lunches, family conflict, grossed out, Karen, LunchBoxLegends, Minecraft, parent complaint, parenting decision, Playground, politely handled, refusing to change, Server, sit somewhere else, smell of lunches, son’s lunch, tuna sandwich, variety in lunch, veggie wrap

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9698
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	8387	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on your Minecraft server? Join our server for a variety of lunch options that will blow your mind! From tuna sandwiches to chicken salad to veggie wraps, we’ve got it all!

Just like Jack’s lunches, our server is full of surprises and variety. And if anyone tries to tell you to change your lunch, just tell them to sit somewhere else! We don’t tolerate lunch shaming here.

So come join us on the playground of Minecraft servers, where the sandwiches are delicious and the drama is always entertaining. Who knows, you might even run into a Karen or two along the way!

CraftyFamilySecrets

aita, CASE, CraftyFamilySecrets, Doctor, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, family secret, furious, Marriage, mortified, oldest sibling, Premature, private matters, Proud, rant, rules, scolded, Shaming, Siblings, Thanksgiving dinner, traditional parents

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Thanksgiving dinners? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family drama-free paradise!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family with your partner (also a doctor) without any judgment from traditional parents. Build a cozy virtual home together and live happily ever after, without anyone nagging you about getting married.

And if anyone tries to bring up your personal life, just casually drop some fake medical knowledge like the premature baby case to shut them up. Trust us, it works like a charm!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a traditional family when you can have a virtual one filled with love, laughter, and plenty of Minecraft blocks to build with? Join now and start living your best drama-free life!

Loading Life Minecraft Server

advice, deep thoughts, encouragement, Existential, inspiration, introspection, Life, life lessons, life tips, Loading, loading screen, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, personal growth, Philosophical, positivity, quotes, Reflection, self improvement, Server, Thought-provoking, wisdom

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Tip #1: “Join our Minecraft server for a chance to ride a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens!”
Tip #2: “Explore our server’s enchanted forests and discover a secret portal to a land of talking cows and dancing sheep!”
Tip #3: “Join our server and become a master builder, creating towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks and obsidian!”
Tip #4: “Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to grant its wielder the power to control the weather!”
Tip #5: “Join our server for a chance to participate in weekly llama races, where the winner gets a crown made of emeralds and rubies!”

MineCraftMania

adulting, advice for teens, consequences of actions, critical thinking, Decision making, delayed gratification, future consequences, habits, life lessons, Long-term impact, Maturity, mindfulness, MinecraftMania, personal development, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, setting priorities., Time management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us on our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding chickens, battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot, or even building a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Disco, where players can boogie down with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits from DJ Villager. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even take on the Ender Dragon while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).