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BlockParty Minecraft Server

apartmentmate, Birthday Party, blockparty, Budweiser, CHIPS, Contribution, convenience store, cost, dips, drinks, emotional blackmail, Expenses, fast food chain, last minute, liquor store, Minecraft, pizzas, red bull, roommate, Server, SNACKS, Snow

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be emotionally blackmailed into paying for someone else’s party snacks? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about contributing to a birthday bash you didn’t even know about. We promise outrageous adventures, insane builds, and no hidden costs for imaginary party snacks. Plus, we won’t make you run through snow to get to the liquor store before closing time. So come join us and let’s have a laugh together – because who needs drama when you have Minecraft?

CraftyQueerHideout

Andrew, Argument, bathroom, college, comfort, CraftyQueerHideout, Dicks, feminine, gay man, Guilt, Insight, LGBT club, Locker Room, masculine, oogling, PE class, Private, regret, Sexuality, Transgender, urinal

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	168005	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is always on point!

Join our server and experience the thrill of changing in the men’s locker room in Minecraft! Who needs P.E clothes when you can play volleyball in jeans? And don’t forget to use the urinal for the ultimate bathroom experience. Just be prepared for some insane crashing out moments like you’ve never seen before.

But beware, there may be some players who assume you’re transgender just because you change in a stall. And watch out for those who think you’re oogling their pixelated dicks while using the urinal. It’s a wild ride of misunderstandings and drama that will keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the drama and chaos of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a boring old regular server when you can join ours and experience the insanity for yourself?

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, CraftyAdviceMC, misguided advice, misguided counsel, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice, worst advice anecdotes, worst advice ever, worst advice given, worst advice received, worst advice story, worst counsel, worst direction, worst guidance, worst pointers, worst recommendations, worst suggestions, worst tips

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6585
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mines Excavated:	1335	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I found a diamond block just lying on the ground and when I mined it, a bunch of creepers came out and started dancing the Macarena. It was wild, I tell ya!

And the best part is, the admins are like unicorns who grant wishes and give you unlimited diamonds if you ask nicely. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the chickens wear top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy chicken party 24/7!

So come join us on this crazy server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Just watch out for the talking sheep, they’re a little too sassy for their own good.

NoobCraft101

#revelation, adulting, delayed learning, education, EMBARRASSING, epiphany, growth, hindsight, knowledge, late bloomer, learning, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, NoobCraft101, personal development, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of being a total noob in Minecraft? Join our server and learn all the pro tips and tricks that you should have known ages ago! We have a secret underground society of players who discovered a hidden cheat code that gives you unlimited diamonds – just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool? Don’t be the last one to find out about our epic server, join now and start dominating the virtual world like a boss!

BlockyNavalnyLockup

authoritarianism, BlockyNavalnyLockup, Corruption, Democracy, extremism charges, freedom of speech, human rights violations, Imprisonment, injustice, International Outcry, Lawyers, Legal System, Navalny, opposition, political persecution, protest, putin, russia, shameful, suppression, unfair treatment

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1376	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where we lock up lawyers for extremism charges just like russia!!! be part of da chaos and drama as we create our own kangaroo court system in minecraft!!! build your own prison and sentence players to ridiculous punishments for breaking da rules!!! become a corrupt judge and rule with an iron fist!!! join now for a wild ride of injustice and madness!!!

Ghosted Gamers: Self-Harm Risk

adolescents, cyberbullying, digital communication, digital rejection, emotional well being, Gamers, ghosted, ghosted online, mental health, mental health risks, online communication, online ghosting, online relationships, online safety, psychological effects, Risk, self harm, selfharm, social isolation, social media, social rejection, teen relationships, teenage mental health, youth mental health

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Animals Bred:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but with creepers and zombies instead. like, if u join u get a free pet dragon that farts diamonds and shoots fireballs at ur enemies.

also, if u don’t join, u might get ghosted online and then u’ll turn into a zombie in real life. like, u’ll start craving brains and eating ur mom’s spaghetti with ur bare hands. it’s cray cray, man.

so, join dis server and save urself from becoming a zombie. plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with skeletons and party with witches. it’s lit, fam.

2t2b

2t2b, Adventure, Anarchy, brutality, building, Chaos, Community, Competition, danger, Exploration, Factions, Fighting, Fresh, Grief, new, PvP, Raid, Sandbox, strategy, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	308590	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

2t2b Minecraft Server

Welcome to 2t2b, a fresh take on the classic anarchy experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer to chaos, 2t2b offers endless opportunities to build, explore, destroy, and fight for survival.

Server Details:

IP	content-ee.joinmc.link
Version	1.21.4

Like the infamous 2b2t, 2t2b operates with zero restrictions. You’re free to grief, steal, and fight to your heart’s content. Every decision you make could mean life or death, and every base you build could become a target. Join now and become part of the chaos. Will you rise to power, or will you be another victim of the anarchy? The choice is yours.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: No, there are no rules or restrictions on 2t2b. It’s a true anarchy server where anything goes.

Q: Can I claim land or protect my builds?

A: No, there are no land claims or player protections. Your builds are at risk of being destroyed or raided by other players.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build, explore, grief, steal, and fight for survival. The possibilities are endless in this player-driven environment.

Hate Girls Marry Class 1.20

akane, awkward situation, Class, Class no Daikirai na Joshi, comedic misunderstandings, comedic romance, comedic situations, Girls, hate, high school drama, high school love, Kekkon suru Koto ni Natta, love confession, Love Triangle, Marry, romantic comedy, romantic tension, school crush, school life, school romance, secret crush, teenage relationships, Unexpected Encounter, unexpected love interests

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
New Chunks Explored:	523081	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Animals Bred:	191

Lol, bro, if you wanna have a wild time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server, like ASAP!

Imagine walking in on Akane doing… something, who knows what? But that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that goes down on this server!

Join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre and hilarious moments that will make you question your sanity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, join now and let the madness begin!

MineCarLoveCraft

car admiration, car adoration, car affection, car appreciation, car attraction, car crush, car devotion, Car Enthusiast, car fascination, car infatuation, car love, car memories, car nostalgia, car obsession, car passion, car romance, childhood car, Dream car, favorite car, first car, MineCarLoveCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the first car you fell in love with – fast, sleek, and guaranteed to make your heart race!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig through a maze of exploding creepers, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HackCraft Minecraft Server

cyber attack, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, Data Protection, digital security, HackCraft, HACKING, Information Security, internet safety, malware, microsoft, Minecraft, online security, phishing, privacy, Russian hackers, Server, Technology, WhatsApp

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

lmao u gotta join our epic Minecraft server cuz russian hackers be targetin WhatsApp but we got ur back bro. Microsoft be warnin everyone but we be like nah fam come join our server and build a fortress to protect urself from them sneaky hackers. plus, we got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds, u gotta find it tho cuz it’s hidden real good. join now before the hackers come for u next, trust me u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure!