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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 7015 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.
Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.
Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!
