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CraftyBlockz: Because Minecraft is the real trial of building and survival!

America, building, Celebrity, controversial verdict, courtroom drama, CraftyBlockz, criminal justice system, cultural phenomenon, famous trial, high profile case, historical significance, legal drama, Legal System, media circus, media coverage, Minecraft, OJ trial, public fascination, public interest, race relations, racial tensions, real, societal impact, Survival, trial, true crime

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the OJ trial of Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride full of twists, turns, and unexpected betrayals. Will you be the one to find the real culprit behind the missing redstone? Or will you be framed for a crime you didn’t commit? Only on our server will you experience the thrill of a courtroom showdown while building your dream castle. So come on down and join us for the most dramatic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Blocky Bully Bash: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

Abuse, Bash, blocky, bully, bullying, Challenging, controversial content, CREEPERS, dark themes, emotional distress, female antagonists, immersive experience, intense gameplay, moral dilemmas, narrative driven, player choice, psychological horror, Revenge, sadistic women, Survival, Trauma, twisted storyline, video game, worries

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	3943
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2658	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave a unique and twisted gaming experience? Look no further than our server, where you can immerse yourself in a world where sadistic women rule the land and bully you into submission.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the wrath of these ruthless ladies. Who knows, you might even develop a strange masochistic desire to be mistreated in the virtual world. So come on, join our server and let the madness begin!

Mooshroom Madness: Where the Cows Are Brown and the Creepers Are Confused

agriculture, Animals, BROWN, brown animals, brown cows, cattle, color, Confused, Cows, CREEPERS, Farm, HERD, Livestock, madness, Mooshroom, Nature, perfectly red, perfectly red cows, prediction, Prophecy, prophecy dictates, red, red cows

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	211	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4535	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring old red mushrooms in Minecraft? Well, our server is here to shake things up with BROWN mushrooms! That’s right, forget everything you thought you knew about mushrooms because these bad boys are BROWN and ready to party. The prophecy has spoken and it demands perfectly BROWN mushrooms for the ultimate gaming experience. Join our server now and witness the magic of the BROWN mushroom revolution!

CraftyNikke’s LOL Mine #2110

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, CraftyNikkes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Land Eater, Links, lol, new players, Optimization, PC, POPULARITY POLL, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll where you can vote for the weirdest mob to be added to the game! And don’t miss our 1.5th Anniversary Stream, where we’ll be revealing our top-secret plans for a giant cake-shaped world!

But that’s not all – we have optimization updates that will make your Minecraft experience smoother than a buttered pig sliding down a rainbow! And don’t forget about our current events like “ONE MORE TIME” where you have to defeat a horde of dancing zombies in disco armor!

Join now and get exclusive access to our Special Recruit Bay, where you can recruit a llama with a jetpack and a monocle! And coming soon, our upcoming Special Recruit will be a talking potato that shoots laser beams from its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

CraftyCelibates: Where even black women can’t escape the friendzone in Minecraft!

Black, Black women, CraftyCelibates, Escape, friendzone, involuntary celibates, Jobless, live with parents, love for video games, Minecraft, never been approached, never had a boyfriend, no friends, shut-in, terminally online, Women

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of being a shut-in with no friends and a love for video games? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become part of a vibrant community where you can make friends, find love, and even land a job (in-game, of course). Who needs the real world when you can live your best life in our virtual paradise? Say goodbye to your parents’ basement and hello to endless adventures on our server!

Lost in Blocks for Eons

Arrival, been here, blocks, continuous, DURATION, Enduring, eons, extended, extended period, extended stay, how long, Lasting, length, lingering, Lost, ongoing, Period, PERSISTENT, PRESENCE, Prolonged, Residence, stay, Time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	101
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	2
Mines Excavated:	2147	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Oh, honey, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve joined our Minecraft server! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a family reunion at the TNT factory.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, or just hang out with a community of players who are as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats and the skeletons breakdance like their bones are made of rubber.

So, how long have you been here? Not long enough, my friend. Not long enough.

ChudCraft: Where the Thicc Childbearing Hips and Thighs Rule the Land!

beauty standards, body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shape, body standards, childbearing, childbearing hips, ChudCraft, chuds, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, fertility, Gender Roles, genetics, hips, Land, physical features, reproductive health, rule, societal norms, Stereotypes, thicc, thighs, women’s bodies

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have chuds with thicc childbearing hips and thighs galore, ready to take on any adventure with you. Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and hilarious moments. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a dance-off with a chud or two! Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Noobs, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Pros, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	295
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of virtual VTubers who are taking over the blocky world with their crazy antics!

From Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who builds the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, to Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, who pranks unsuspecting players with TNT traps, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and virtual shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the virtual madness begin!

DragonLigma2: The Epic Minecraft Server Where He Boughted Dragons >:D

action, Adventure, boughted, dragon slayer, DragonLigma2, dragons, dragons ligma 2, Epic, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gtd, Heroes, ligma, Magic, Minecraft, mythical creatures, mythical world, Quest, role playing, Sequel, Server, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old dragons? Well, look no further because our server has dragons with ligma 2! That’s right, these dragons have ligma 2 and they’re not afraid to use it. Join now for the chance to battle these ligma-infested dragons and claim your rightful place as the Dragon Slayer!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the mobs like to get down and boogie. Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional enderman. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Creeper Chaos

Alt-Right, Chaos, conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, creeper, Cultural preservation, current events, demographic change, far right, great replacement, Hate Speech, immigration, mass invasion, online forums, POL, Political Correctness, racism, social media, spics, white genocide, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6713
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7110	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they talk about is building houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the real action is at! We don’t just build houses, we build entire civilizations and go on epic quests to defeat the Ender Dragon.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so wild that even /pol/ doesn’t talk about the mass invasion of spics here! That’s right, we’re so crazy that even the most controversial internet forum can’t handle us. So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and a whole lot of laughs. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a spic, in which case, maybe stay away).