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Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Star Shards Collected:	64
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	3631	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8753
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Emeralds Found:	8814	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Divine Spears Created:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	410204
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	129
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1605
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Emeralds Found:	3237
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2622	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	1071	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥