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DebtCraft: Where even creepers can’t afford court fees!

1990s, Afford, Boomers, calling out, Cancer, Cheating, consequences, Court, court fees, CREEPERS, DEBT, DebtCraft, donkey kong, Ethics, fees, financial struggle, Gaming, Generational conflict, Illness, IMPORTANCE, Justice, Legal System, Path, personal values, RESPONSIBILITY

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server!

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can go into debt due to court fees and even get cancer because you think it’s important to call out boomers cheating at Donkey Kong in the 1990s in your path!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous challenges. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself!

AbstinentCraft: No Coom for 2-3 Months Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who hadn’t fapped or coomed for TWO WHOLE MONTHS! And on top of that, they stopped watching porn for a whole month! Can you believe it? This player realized that fapping wasn’t worth it and decided to stop.

It’s weird, right? Two months without porn or fapping? But this player didn’t care about the benefits, they just knew that if they fapped, they would be so down that they didn’t want to do it.

So, if you want to join a Minecraft server where players have the willpower of a superhero, then this is the place for you! Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs fapping when you have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? Let’s do this!

Minecraft Madness: ‘/d2g/ – Dota 2 General’ Server

bug tracker, d2g, Datdota, dota, Dota 2 General, Dota 2 Pro Tracker, Dotabuff, esports, general, guides, Liquipedia, Lore, madness, Minecraft, News, News & Streams, Open Dota, patches, Personal game data, Server, Silly comic, Spectral.gg, statistics, Stratz, twitter, Updates, Wiki

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rampage? Well, look no further, because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in the Minecraft universe. We’ve got dragons riding pigs, unicorns with laser eyes, and even a secret underground diamond disco party!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, the mysterious player who can build a castle in 5 seconds flat and defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky creeper ninjas!

Foid Frenzy Funhouse: Where ‘foids, remember’ and the laughs never end!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8272	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time or face eternal punishment in the fiery pits of the Nether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures, where you can build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle fierce mobs with your trusty diamond sword. But beware, if you dare to go against the rules, you’ll find yourself face to face with the dreaded Ender Dragon!

So come on, fellow foids, and let’s embark on a journey to UNLEASH your creativity and conquer the Minecraft world together. Remember, resistance is futile, so join now or risk eternal damnation in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pixel Pals Playhouse

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3835
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you ready to join a world where Keanu Reeves is actually a shadow roaming around, causing chaos and hilarity wherever he goes? Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Keanu Reeves pops out of nowhere, offering you a virtual high five before disappearing into the pixelated sunset.

But that’s not all! On this server, we settle debates not with swords, but with MTG commander or standard matches. Will you build the ultimate deck to defeat your opponents, or will you rely on your quick wit and strategy to come out on top?

And let’s not forget about our resident jokester, Ur mom’s FWB – Peachy. This mysterious figure is known for pulling pranks and making everyone laugh until their sides hurt. Who knows what antics they’ll get up to next?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DismemberedCraft: Where we build with what’s left!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Falling into the Void:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	2992	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the spawn point is built out of a dismembered and ruined temple of the Goddess of Hunting. Legend has it that this temple was liberated from the chr*stian claws by the gigahunter horseriding archers. Ironic, innit?

Join us for the chance to explore this epic world filled with hidden treasures and dangerous quests. Our community is made up of fearless warriors and cunning builders who will stop at nothing to conquer the land.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have unicorns as mounts and dragons as pets. That’s right, you can ride into battle on the back of a majestic unicorn or have a fire-breathing dragon by your side. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what insane stories and unbelievable experiences await you in this mystical world.

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

archives, Board, browsing, Communication, confusion, Crafty, discussion, forum, front, front page, Frustration, glitch, internet, lolz, Online Community, open thread, page, rant, Reply, Shenanigans, technical issue, Technology, Thread, Website, WTF

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where Social Security starts at 40!

Aging population, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BoomerCraft, early retirement, future of work, Job Displacement, Lower Social Security age, Retirement, retirement age, retirement age debate, retirement age reduction, retirement benefits, retirement planning, retirement savings, retirement security, Robots, SECURITY, Social, social security reform, starts.., technological advancements, Workforce

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

🤖🚀 Ready to escape the impending robot takeover? Join our Minecraft server and retire early at the age of 40! 🎉 Build your dream retirement home, mine for diamonds, and battle evil AI in epic virtual reality adventures. Who needs Social Security when you have a diamond sword? 💎💥 Don’t wait for the robots to take over – join us now for a retirement like no other! #MinecraftRetirementGoals 🏝️🤣

MineTale – Digging into the Undertale/Deltarune Universe

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Welcome to the most legendary Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! This server is like the DELTARUNE of Minecraft servers – filled with extra content and merch that will blow your mind!

Join us for a chance to win in our sweepstakes where you can score some epic loot! And don’t forget to check out our Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots for some behind-the-scenes action.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Comicbin for some hilarious comics and explore our Fangamebin for some wild fan creations. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not change the font on our server with our handy guide?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other! Who knows, you might even encounter a secret Undertale Artbook hidden within the server. The possibilities are endless!

KMSCraft: Where the only pain is losing your diamonds to a creeper!

assisted suicide, Body, Country, creeper, death, diamonds, difficult decision, end of life, EUTHANASIA, Funeral, KMSCraft, LOSING, Medical Ethics, method, open casket, Pain, pain management, Painless, palliative care, Peaceful, preservation, quality of life, SUICIDE, terminal illness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and have a blast with your friends! Looking for a painless way to have some fun? Look no further!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while avoiding the stress of real life. Our server is so addictive that you’ll never want to leave!

Plus, if you’re ever feeling down and need a pick-me-up, our community is always here to make you laugh and forget about your problems. So why wait? Join now and start your hilarious Minecraft adventure today!