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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5214 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From building giant pixelated dicks to creating elaborate traps for unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where we host virtual orgies and worship the Minecraft gods in our own unique way. So if you’re ready to embrace your inner virginity and join a community of like-minded individuals, come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let the hand-fucking begin!