Ari Horesh Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	8

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	995624	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Emeralds Found:	2995	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	96
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	6222	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	9691	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!