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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6186 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3966 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging for diamonds and building bland houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the cows wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken nugget that grants you unlimited chicken nuggets for life!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Rainbow Sheep, who prances around leaving a trail of glitter wherever it goes. If you can catch the Rainbow Sheep and sheer its magical wool, you’ll be granted the power of flight for a whole day!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and absurdity! Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next?
