Argonians Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Farms Harvested:	621	Star Shards Collected:	239
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	371
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

Boring Argonians Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	145	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing with boring, lame, stupid, and ugly Argonians in other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement with Argonians that are actually cool, hilarious, genius, and drop-dead gorgeous!

Our server is home to the most epic Argonians you’ll ever meet. They can build entire cities in a day, tame dragons with a single look, and tell jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, they have the best fashion sense in all of Minecraft – forget boring old scales, our Argonians rock designer armor and accessories that will make you green with envy.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and hang out with the most fabulous Argonians in the blocky world? Come for the builds, stay for the laughs, and leave with a whole new appreciation for these reptilian wonders. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the awesomeness of our Argonians!

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5673
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Weebs Minecraft: English Showdown with JP Vtubers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4085
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, only to be greeted by boring and unenthusiastic players? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky!

Join us and witness the epic battle of English-speaking JP vtubers as they compete to see who can speak the best English while building the craziest structures in the game. From virtual idols to virtual warriors, you’ll never know who you’ll run into next on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a group of mischievous pandas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

FoodCraft: Where you can finally enjoy virtual food without the calories! #nomnom

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchantments Applied:	172
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the usual gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will change your life in ways you never thought possible!

Join us and you’ll find yourself eating tapioca pudding like never before, all thanks to a wild adventure in Spy Fox 3 that opened your eyes to the wonders of this delicious treat.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away to the grooviest tunes, all while battling creepers and zombies in the ultimate dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

Join My Army of Demanding Players

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Potions Brewed:	167	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We require a payment of over 50k up-front before you even sign in. Why? Because we believe in the power of cold, hard cash to fuel your Minecraft adventures.

2. Want to have Sydney Sweeney as your in-game girlfriend for a whole week? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Just imagine the epic quests you’ll go on together.

3. Our sergeant is a master pizza chef, and he will impress you by making a pizza with more meat than you could ever imagine. And if you can top his creation, you’ll earn the respect of the entire server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible, and the adventures never end. Just watch out for creepers with a taste for pizza!

CraftyHonkai – Where Minecraft meets Honkai Impact 3rd for ultimate chaos and fun! #944

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	946
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Potions Brewed:	55
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Well, look no further because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of redstone. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

Forget about boring old servers, ours is like the Honkai Impact 3rd of Minecraft worlds. We’ve got more resources than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on its TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the adventure of a lifetime and join our server today! Just make sure to watch out for any sneaky villagers trying to scam you out of your emeralds.

Crafty AF Server: Where you can actually create the perfect world… >tfw

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	New Chunks Explored:	378795
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in a boring, normal world where you can’t create your own perfect women? Well, say goodbye to all that and join our Minecraft server where you can literally imagine and create the woman of your dreams! No more dealing with those pesky Twitter normies or pretending to be something you’re not. Let your imagination run wild and create the ultimate Minecraft babe to keep you company while you build and explore. Who needs real women when you can have the perfect virtual one, am I right? Join us now and leave those 2016 losers in the dust!

Blocky Boobies: The Minecraft Server for Anime Fans and Memelords

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and even befriending a talking potato named Spudrick.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these diamond-laying chickens!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t worry, he’s harmless… most of the time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Blocky Babes and Beers: Where we ask the important questions like ‘Is my wife hot?’

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Votes:	7122
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	411
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest place to be! Literally, we have lava pits everywhere because our admin accidentally spilled their coffee and now the whole server is on fire. But hey, at least it’s warm, right?

Join our server if you want to see some truly epic battles between players and mobs. Our mobs are so fierce, they once took down a whole village in under 5 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our boss battles – let’s just say that our Ender Dragon has a secret talent for breakdancing.

And if you’re wondering about the question “Is my wife hot?” Well, on our server, everyone is hot because we have a custom plugin that gives all players a constant speed boost. So you’ll be zooming around like The Flash while you build your epic creations.

So come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting – you never know when that lava pit might come in handy for a quick snack break.

Blocky McBlockface Adventures: Where Minecraft meets memes and mayhem!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring internet? Have you conquered every game and watched every movie out there? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant unlimited power and hilarity. But beware, the banana is guarded by a mischievous army of dancing creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their fruity treasure.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s tallest and most majestic chicken tower? Climb to the top and bask in the glory of our feathered overlords as they squawk and strut their stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with friendly zombies and skeletons. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boredom forever!

AnimeTittyCraft: Where Russian Boys and Japanese Girls Unite for Epic Adventures!

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1126	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you a fan of WMAF relationships in anime? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated love stories between a white block and an Asian block. Witness the drama unfold as they navigate through creepers, zombies, and skeletons to find true blocky love. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own WMAF block romance on our server! So come on over and join us for a love story like no other.